Dank-grained medium-bodied Czech pils with lemony hop fizz and floral-spiced Orange Blossom honey drift falls way short. Vacant crystal malt sweetness and inferior vegetal spill (asparagus-maize-carrot) sink it further into stylistic oblivion.

Interesting soft-watered pale yellow pilsner closer to fruity white ale with its candi-sugared hop-spiced lemon frontage receiving grassy wheat-dried horse blanketed barnyard earthiness and peculiar mint tinge.

Pure spring water, sweet mocha aroma-palate, and thick barleymalt mustiness form the core of brownish red Big Easy beer. Soft coffee notes and earthy grain backdrop descend on watered down version of a bland porter.

Special ‘06 release finds bitter lemon rind-tinged floral-blueberry frontage subsiding to grassy mineral-grained finish. Dry-bodied pale-toned billowy white-headed moderate pils’ only drawback is minor metallic astringency.

Crystal clear, gold-hued, fluffy-headed, sharp hopped pilsner soft, unassuming, and mildly sweet by dreary finish. Made for those who enjoy cheap Bud instead of ‘real’ beer.

Soapy light-bodied yellow-hazed pilsner upset by off-putting cabbage-asparagus waft, acrid bruised lemon souring, and bitterly oxidized wheat straw finish. Mild chamomile tea, lemongrass, and vegetal illusions shade grassy hops.

Swift citric-hop softness agitates sugared malts and dry rye snip of musty lemon-wafted medium-bodied pilsner. Grassy barnyard-hay astringency encumbers minor herbal spell.

Lemony floral-hopped light body gets honeyed wheat sedation before silky sugar malts deplete dank yeast sourness and straw grass waft by dry toasted barley finish.

Average Bavarian-styled pilsner enjoys early peppery prickle, but phenol hop grip and dippy citric slip fade to sour wheat limbo by soapy finish.

Soft-toned cereal grain theme spiked by prickly spice hops, but quick dissolving barley-wheat finish needs richer malting.

Pale amber lightweight with initial corn sugar sweetness beckoning soft hop fizz, cracked wheat slack, and crisp water flow cheapened by starchy sourdough funk. Happily, no chemically processed ‘lite’ beer additives detected.

Spicy hop bitterness and floral carouse dulled out by bland malt finish. Pleasantly sweet, though a bit slight.