Dank-grained medium-bodied Czech pils with lemony hop fizz and floral-spiced Orange Blossom honey drift falls way short. Vacant crystal malt sweetness and inferior vegetal spill (asparagus-maize-carrot) sink it further into stylistic oblivion.

Interesting soft-watered pale yellow pilsner closer to fruity white ale with its candi-sugared hop-spiced lemon frontage receiving grassy wheat-dried horse blanketed barnyard earthiness and peculiar mint tinge.

Imaginative non-alcoholic golden-paled medium body with musty skunked malt waft and astringent grain sharpness analogous to Beck’s Pilsner. Mild hop-fizzed orange peel bitterness and off-dry lime-y bottom convincingly contrast glutinous honeyed wafer aftertaste.

Delicately bland seltzer water with skimpy mandarin orange hint and sketchy grain outline. Brewery defunct: 2008.

Blonde Czech-styled light body gathers straw wheat husk, grassy hop pep, and yellow fruit sweetness, leaving fleshy lace along glass. Sugar water finish gains trite, but polite, herbal touch. Could pass as soapy German weiss.

Buttery soft-hopped barley-corn envelops tongue before cheap Scotch malt sweetness inundates plain finish. Better than most macrobrews thanks to crisp water flow.

Sour bread-scented, foamy white-headed, pale-bodied German ruined by washed out hop subversion and fey mineral graining. Watery finish depletes tepid Scotch malt sweetness.

Generic named pale yellow Ecuadorian with up-front cereal grain template not far removed from most watery Mexican pils offering hop fizzed soapy nature. Curious wood-smoked hint silenced by limpid wheat graze, cloy corn snip, tart peach slack, and cardboard mouthfeel.

Perky spice-hopped summertime pilsner with sharp orange-peeled clove-ginger persuasion gliding above pleasant wheat essence. Moderate citric-embittered finish retains floral backdrop.

Unlike typical Mexican bantams, lacks hop agitation, blue agave spicing, and tequila hint. Bittersweet barleymalts crest below surface and smoked wood nose sadly fades into oblivion. Light and easy, yes, but unassuming and redundant.

Tepid German-styled pilsner picks up sour yeast astringency, lemony tartness, and scattered herbal nuance to quiet dry-hopped finish, allowing slight acidity to cloak grassy mouthfeel and earthy sourdough stridency.

Well-carbonated grain-dominated easy drinking pils accrues sweet fruitcake malting. But dank citric-soured aromatics bring unwanted acridity to sharp grassy-hopped boho-styled golden pilsner.