Heavily hopped citric bitterness and deep grain-roasted persistence calmed by permeating fizz of aluminum-hued medium body. Just a tad thicker, heavier, and more yeast-y than Czechvar (the original Budweiser), but less satisfying.

Straightforward light-bodied frothy-headed russet-clouded pilsner applies wheat-cracked barley biscuit overtones and mineral-grained mildness to frisky lemony-hopped seltzer fizz, procuring amber ale-like evanescence. A fine middle of the road brew.

Well-balanced bottom-fermented seasonal retains lively citrus zest, sweet berry-cherry conflux, and sharp hop bitterness. Effervescent.

Originally brewed in Austria and Germany, smooth golden lager maintains slick honeyed malt inertia, sweet corn-sugared cereal-grained dalliance, and mild hop-spiced lemon zest. Mild multigrain breading and biscuit-y finish add to light-bodied goodness.

Taking into account its ‘sell by’ date was overdue by December ’04, possibly deterring mediocre Czech lagers’ chances, its butterscotch tingle and oily popcorn backdrop form musty yeast-soured center. Brisk Saaz hops enliven minor citric zest.

Unassuming pale-blanched white-headed lark bends sweet malt stickiness into dull sour candy dreck and mild grassy hop bittering, barely beating out watery American macrobrews.

Pale-hued caramel-scented blonde juxtaposes rich malt extract and dainty honeyed yeast sinew against dry-hopped lemon-grapefruit tang. Despite light-bodied appearance, this relates better as dark ale than soft pils.

Sturdy clear golden white-headed German bitter fits classic dry-hopped pilsner tradition. Pungent hop oils counter corn-sugared wheat gluten to clean-watered salty bottom. Minor perfume, floral, and herbal illusions impact doughy midst of medium-bodied moderation.

Simple fizzy-hopped barleycorn thrust and honeyed lemon stridency end up flat and dull for arid Czech-styled pilsner. Only light-hearted macro-pilsner fans need apply.

Elegant peppery hop bittering, concise barley biscuit easement, and mild floral-spiced carouse reach sedate crystal malt finish. Pleasantly sugar sweet and perfect for softer palates, even if it’s a bit slight for more robust thirsts.

Bright citric hops introduce barley-saddled dry pilsener. Initial impression is it tastes like ginger ale, due to well-carbonated herbal evanescence and barren honeyed sweetness. But mild grain bitterness erases such thoughts. A simple pleasure.

Aromatic mineral-grained lightness more typical of moderate-bodied American pilsner draught than most casual Euro brews. Creamy English-style barley-malt saturation, moldy bread scant, and citric slip embittered by grassy hop swathe, assuring well-balanced versatility perfect for Bud drinkers yet to discover the beauty of a true handcrafted lager.