Pale-hued ivory-headed clear-watered pilsner links perky hops and musty barleymalts to sweet maple complacency. Ultimately, too simple to be effective.

Clear pale-bodied white-headed mediocrity with short sugary cereal splurge picks up smoked wood chip tinge at prickly hop tongue, but soapy finish palls.

Succinct amber-browned lager with pervasive mineral grain frontage, lively fruit-spiced insistence, and muted chocolate-vanilla trace coalescing grassy Saaz hop bittering, finishing smooth, crisp, and richly full-bodied. Apple-candied apricot-orange subsidy pleats caramelized Vienna malting. A formidable winner!

Pungent doughy aroma-mouthfeel fits funky malt souring, cracked wheat sweetness, and flaked barley crusting. Barest orange hint aids dry moderation.

Husked wheat permanence embellished by mildly bitter Saaz hop spicing and floral lavender-violet illusions before sweet grain finish delicately subsides.

Basic straw-hued pale lager layers rice-caked barleycorn graining and glutinous wheat sweetness atop icy quartz water from underground springs. On second passing, caramelized apple, kettle corn, and butterscotch illusions distend above fizzy popcorn buttering.

Sparkly carbonation, tepid malt sweetness, and lively hop bittering inform unassuming lager too plain and simple to attract serious attention and closer to boring domestic pilsners than inviting Asian imports.

Doughy lead-in gains sugary corn-malted cracked wheat sweetness, remaining mildly creamy to silken finish.

Best bought in 1-quart bottles, this refined, pale-bodied, bubbly-carbonated Bavarian-styled pilsner features iconic sharp-hopped barley roasted Scotch palate. Possessing decent body and recognizably sticky sweet malt luster, modest American classic is a fine stepping stone to more charismatic beers. Serve to hearty beginners. However, stay away from the canned version, which borders on cloying as soapy malts enjoin weak barley influence for lower-tiered cheaper quality brew.

Weak puffy white-headed gold-cleared pale lager suffers from murky malt souring, dirty peat earthiness, and dank cereal grain scrap, diminishing mild grassy hop bitterness. Ancillary corn sugared sweetness picks up lemon-bruised orange-molded tingle before watery finish beckons.

Disappointingly innocuous clear straw moderate-bodied Italian lager with noxious skunked vegetable waft uncloaks lackluster white-breaded rye frontage receding to negligible lemony hop bittering. Dismal metallic-chemical truculence siphons crisply bland carbolic fizz. Could pass as musty subpar German lager worse than Becks and Warsteiner.

So commonplace it compares to processed Budweiser instead of Scotch-adorned Michelob and lacks advertised full-bodied inertia. Faint caramel malts mesh with musty barley sweetness and light hop fizz at fast fading watery finish. Too dull-indistinct to be a summery session brew yet easy to imbibe. Brewery defunct: 2002.