Oxidized orange souring and spoiled vegetal astringency cut through repulsive glutinous wheat dankness of unbalanced medium body. Nasty sorghum aroma, rotted lemon encumbrance, and peanut shell dalliance don’t help matters.

Mild grain essence provides relaxing front-end while lingering spiced hop bitterness and delicate malt sweetness inform dry doughy finish of coppery medium-bodied Old Vienna-styled amber lager. Quite splendid!

Translucent pale-bodied cumulous-headed amber counters pungent malted grain nose with lemony orange zest and salty carbolic fizz to dismal sour hop finish. Skunked sulfuric woes, typical of lesser Dutch lagers, disturb bitter congruence.

Flanked by nostalgic Volkswagen minibus label, this “mellow, effortless” hippie-stoked Vienna lager plies musty-fruited Vienna malt essence to muted herbal-hopped mocha nuttiness. Though organic mineral grain finish never relinquishes subordinate fruit-spiced red ale tang, a stoic blandness gets exposed on repeated sips.

Sinewy yeast sweetness and pungent malt-toasted grains enhance spicy citric adjuncts of moderately creamy lager. Bitter hops awaken caramelized orange midst of well-defined Czech. Would fit comfortably alongside assertive German Octoberfests.

Bold amber-hued billowy-headed premium lager gains bubbly citric zest by alcohol-burnt finish. Bittersweet honeyed mocha malts sneak through lingered hop merriment.

Soapy washed out lager with bland see-thru amber hue mired by puzzling dank sourness and oily corn liquor finish. On positive side, butterscotch dalliance nicely saturates cracked wheat base.