Swift citric-hop softness agitates sugared malts and dry rye snip of musty lemon-wafted medium-bodied pilsner. Grassy barnyard-hay astringency encumbers minor herbal spell.

Acceptable clear-bodied pearl-headed pils with initial skunked grain malting settling above buttery wheat groove. Mild citric sweetness guards floral grapefruit bittering enveloping crisp grassy hop backdrop. So drink a Dink, as the old ad says.

Subtly citric-hopped pint-bottled (or canned) pale German lacks firm body. Delicate ‘skunked’ vegetal pungency drifts into fizzy Seltzer-watered sweetness ahead of minimal grain-nut bittering.

Easygoing soft-toned smoke-spiced medium body picks up dry lemon splurge to supplement cereal-grained biscuit wheat base. Cloy corn syrup usurpation may discourage expert drinkers.

By avoiding nasty skunking and flagrant soapiness typifying many below-average Polish dry lagers, this well carbonated medium body never gets too pungently sour or musk-y. Wafts of husked corn fill the nostrils, giving off hints of horsehide, hay, and raw wheat.

Musty malt aroma negatively affects bitter grain astringency, lemony hop spice, and soured honey finish, lacking resolve front to back.

Piquant Cascade hop dryness, reserved wheat wisp and mineral water crispness embrace light-bodied glee as muted fruit aroma confirms orange, tangerine and apricot tang imbuing barest spicy twang.

Top notch full-bodied golden-red pilsner builds from delightful bitter hop assertion to succinct maple sweetness mid-palate then brisk roasted barley finish. Darker, thicker, and more complex than light-bodied competition.

Ill-defined pilsner with smoked barley appeal, mucky malt sweetness, and grating grain bitterness fades to watered down diacetyl finish.

Bitterly pungent puffy white-headed mild body lacking expected ‘tropical’ fruitiness. Fizzy hops streamline sweet barley tones to soapy finish.

Mildest maize and straw wheat astringency barely registers for watery carbolic bantamweight. Inconsequential.

Same-named Holland brew now bottled in Lebanon for Middle East crowd. Pleasing pilsner malt sweetness usurped by moderate barley-toasted citric hop bitterness and pithy dried corn cusp.