Adequate straw-paled moderation brings mild lemony orange-peeled tang to subtle white-peppered hop bittering and resinous pine nook. Ancillary pineapple, grapefruit, tangerine and mango illusions slither by. Crystalline-watered crisping, fresh herbal nuances and white-breaded spine further soften the mood.
Tag Archives: pale lager
AMSTEL BRIGHT
From an original Dutch Caribbean recipe, sessionable light-bodied pale lager ransacks sunny lemon zest brightness with phenol grassy hop astringency, minor acetylene acridity and metallic tinge. Hints of lemongrass nip soft rice-grained white wheat spine. Designed for sweltering beachtime activities.
FLORIDA LAGER
Complacent soft-toned pale body contrasts raw-honeyed orange-candied tartness with wispy caramel malt creaming. Sharp hop bittering and fuzzy diacetyl oiling nullify wavered tropical fruiting.
OCHAKOVO LAGER
(OCHAKOVO) YACHMENNIY KOLOS LAGER
Generically inoffensive green-bottled yellow-cleared flat-headed pale lager brings delicate caramel malt creaming and corn-sugared cereal graining to grassy hop oiling. Soft-toned Russian suds will please less discrimating tastes only.
HENRY WEINHARD’S NORTHWEST-STYLE LAGER
Tepid straw-cleared fizz-water (with no body or character) brings soapy corn malts and salty lemon-rotted grapefruit souring to the severely washed-out French bread finish. Cheap whiskey snip detected when warmed.
BECK’S SAPPHIRE
On principle alone, this golden-paled macrobrew disaster should receive a zero rating. Its under-utilized or under-developed sapphire hop influence gets lost amongst buttery corn malts and cloying artificial sugaring to its stale white breaded finish. Soapy respite ruins the aftertaste. Beck’s should never allow this cheap crap to penetrate an already saturated beer market.
(GAYANT) LA DEMON FRENCH SPECIALTY ALE
NATIONAL PREMIUM PALE DRY LAGER
Classic post-prohibition recipe given resurgence around 2012. Toasted hop spicing relegates grassy wheat-chaffed sourdough breading to maize-dried barley biscuit base for delicately sessionable moderation.
EPIC HOP SYNDROME LAGER

PRETTY THINGS AMERICAN DARLING

(EXPLOSION) BOOM BOHMERWALD’S MAJESTY LAGER
