Perfectly sessionable off-dry English bitter layers spring-watered earthen minerality across dewy peat moss, crisp tobacco roast, reedy-hopped foliage and poppy-seeded rye grains. Herbal black tea notion contrasts lightly caramel-toasted backend.
Perfectly sessionable off-dry English bitter layers spring-watered earthen minerality across dewy peat moss, crisp tobacco roast, reedy-hopped foliage and poppy-seeded rye grains. Herbal black tea notion contrasts lightly caramel-toasted backend.
Easygoing Belgian dark ale crowds sweet cotton-candied entry with banana-bruised coriander spicing and doughy sugar breading. Although astringent ethanol burn overrides wispy dried fruiting, latent raisin-grape-cherry undertones enrich its caramelized backend.
Well-attenuated Belgian strong dark ale transitions candi-sugared Belgian yeast sweetness and honey-spiced mead spree to dry red wine acridity. Fructose black cherry, sultana grape, bruised banana and green raisin sugaring contrasts raspberry-soured rhubarb pie tartness. Light bourbon, burgundy, port and brandy undertones fortify tannic back end.
Drab Belgian pale ale allows carbolic fizz to undermine yellow-fruited spicing and butterscotch malting, depleting its honeyed wheat base. Lemony yellow grapefruit tartness contrasts sweet banana-bruised vanilla creaming. Mild saffron-honeysuckle spicing engulfs ancillary green grape tannins. Nowhere near as ghoulish as its blood-sucking imagery would suggest.
Drab spring-watered light pilsner compromises cotton-candied caramel sugaring, sweet corn incentive and soft-toned grassy hop crisping with raw-honeyed mineral grain astringency. Beneath, murky lemon-soured spritz contrasts doughy white bread sweetness. Passive blue-collar fare for indiscriminate tastes.
Supposedly Belgium’s best selling beer, this sessionable pale lager maintains a thrifty flavor profile but lacks overall oomph. Indistinct Belgian yeast candi-sugaring affects sugary corn cereal frontage, allowing phenol hop acridity as well as barnyard-dried alfalfa, wild oats and rye graining to overrun soft sourdough spine. Faux gluten-free aridity depletes scurried sweetness.
Commonplace moderate Dutch pils relegates musky grain-husked minerality to pungent hop-embittered skunking. Not far removed from Heineken, only lighter and less evolved taste-wise, its white-breaded pale malt spine dissolves quickly.
Well-rounded medium body brings lively floral-hopped citrus bouquet to caramel-toasted cookie dough sweetness and wispy almond-pecan pleasantries. Latent piney spruce sapping deepens tangy apple, peach, pineapple, tangerine and grapefruit juicing.
Directionless mishmash lacks clear identity but doesn’t necessarily suck. Despite having its hybridized light chili peppering depleted by dirty earthiness, pesky maple-sugared chocolate malting and subsumed raisin-prune conflux sweeten honeyed pumpernickel spine. A certain acridity beckons at the murkily mocha-derived finish.
Watered-down autumnal moderation brings desolate maple-sugared caramel roast and honeyed cereal graining to dry phenol-spiced leafy hop setting. Subtle orange marmalade fluff disintegrated by dull phenol spicing and mild skunked musk.
ORLANDO, FLORIDA
Atop the heap of escalating Orlando beer destinations in the neighborly Audubon Park Garden district lies REDLIGHT REDLIGHT CRAFT BEER PARLOUR, an indisputably inspirational guiding light for the Sunshine State’s latent craft beer revolution. Making its inconspicuous debut inside a downtown Winter Park second-floor hole-in-the-wall in 2005, this intriguing beer pub truly welcomed Central Florida to America’s growing cultural movement.
Formerly a dormant ‘beer scene’ dominated by cheap Bud-Coors-Miller grub, forward-thinking owner, Brent Hernandez, changed the entire scope of business by allowing Floridians to discover craft beer at reasonable prices. Taking its name from Amsterdam’s famous De Wallen-based red light district (where sex shops, peep shows, coffeehouses and marijuana boutiques thrive), the dankly pristine premise also has a rustic pre-prohibition ambiance.
Occupying an unfinished maroon-walled concrete-floored roadhouse mall since 2012, the highly praised Redlight Redlight made Draft Magazine’s 100 Best Beer Bar list recently. Its aquamarine-lettered signpost and neon beer insignia’s (Cigar City, Sweetwater, Anchor Steam, Victory, Brooklyn, Founders, Wittekerke) adorn the unassuming glass-fronted white exterior. Inside, the raw industrial space is consumed by exposed beams, ducts and pipes.
Featuring 23 draughts and a leather-back menu loaded with 300-plus exclusive international bottled beers, its roomy 20-seat, concrete-topped, J-shaped bar gets packed slowly during my initial twilight rampage in mid-December ’13.
Enthusiastic beer slinging manager, Teege Braune, twice voted Orlando’s best bartender, serves as convivial host by pouring two interesting Belgian strong ales and one wintry German dunkel (reviewed fully in Beer Index) to this perusing northerner. His knowledge of fine wine and beer cannot be underestimated. A snarky poster next to my left side bar stool provocatively boasts “Fuck Art This Is Red Light,” a marvelously snide interjection that’ll form the context of this establishment’s daringly independent vibe and the basic sarcastic attitude surrounding the first beer I’ll drain as the moon comes up ’round 6 PM.
As my lips get captivated by the first drops of To Ol’s ultra-dry saison, Fuck Art This Is Architecture (Belgian Pale Ale), with its soured yellow fruiting and herbaceous brettanomyces-affected barnyard funk, Braune lets it be known that Redlight Redlight plans to use the mezzanine space above the bar for a small upstairs brewing operation. And a veritable cornucopia of beer styles are expected to be crafted.
While thoroughly enjoying an ‘Immaculate’ hybridized collaboration called Cathedral Square/ He’Brew St. Lenny’s Belgian Strong Ale, with its candi-sugared yeast picking up tangy IPA-like pineapple, grapefruit and orange juicing over peppery hop resin, the beer-centric Braune points to the nearby Randall system. As it turns out, on the last Monday of every month, the pressurized cylinder gets used to infiltrate tapped beers with fresh adjuncts. Recently, Breckenridge Vanilla Porter was put thru crushed-up ginger snap cookies and made quite an impression.
Peter Bjorn & John’s melodically whistled pop gem, “Young Folks,” plays loudly as I consume Weissenohe Monk’s Christkindl Dunkel, a German dark wheat ale layering musky tobacco-roasted earthen rusticity above molasses-buttered nutbread and muted fruitcake illusions.
Though I’ll likely never find half the vintage one-off international bottled selections available, it’s good to see Florida no longer lacks serious craft beer enthusiasts. Hipster beer geeks unite!
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‘Potent’ Copenhagen gypsy brew (crafted in Belgium) could be mistaken for a fine IPA due to its luscious piney-hopped fruiting and crisply clean-watered briskness. Tropical mango-melon-canteloupe-kiwi sweetness, juicy apple-peach-cherry tang and candied pineapple-grapefruit sugaring contrast spruce-tipped orange rind bittering. Pine nut, almond, fennel and cannibis undertones flutter beneath rich honeyed molasses spine.