Funny Mormon jab on label and deep ruby translucence are finest assets of light-bodied polygamist. Day-old iced coffee souring, murky raisin dessication, dry walnut tease and minor wheat husk stalled by sulfuric astringency barren mocha finish can’t redeem.
WASATCH HEFEWEIZEN
Sketchy clove opening and muted fruit frailty muffle mucky wheat husk, allowing desolate dry finish to quickly dissolve.
WARSTEINER PREMIUM VERUM
Soapy, sweet yeast-injected, clear-bodied German pilsener runs out of steam by bland burnt toast finish. Peppy hop bitterness creeps through soft caramel creaminess but pungent sour malting lacks detailed interior of similarly-styled Beck’s Light Lager.
WARSTEINER PREMIUM ORANGE
Trite clear-bottled 2.9% alcohol malt beverage saturates sticky Orange Krush-like soda theme with artificially sugared corn malting. Cereal-grained spine lacks strength to hold back sodium astringency.
WARSTEINER PREMIUM LAGER
Pale complexion, soft white head, and watery texture bring light-bodied appeal to sedate German lager. Sourdough aromatics and honeyed malts counter bitter hop spicing. Aimed at novices looking for German version of Coors Light.
WARSTEINER PILSENER
In 5-liter keg, frothy white-headed golden pilsener shows true grit. Initial creamy wheat spunk and hushed barley crisping rise above musky hop herbage and ethereal floral-citric swipe. 2025 12-ounce can re-tasting added blunt earthen dewiness and cellared fungi.
(WARMINSKO-MAZURSKIE) JURAND EXTRA MOCNE
Despicably stale grassy-hopped sweet-corned malt liquor-y medium body with dismal carbolic intake suffers from abysmal alcohol harshness and putrid vegetal blurb.
(WARMINSKO-MAZURSKIE) DUBLIN IRISH STYLE DARK LAGER
Strange, a dark beer with an Irish moniker in a green bottle from Poland. Fleeting sour fig-prune acridity expelled by coarse nuttiness. Walnut, cola nut, and hazelnut bring bittersweet bite to dry hop-charred grain-roasted chocolate malts. Slight molasses refuge deepens resinous ash backslide.
(WARMINSKO-MAZURSKIE) JURAND DRI BEER RASPBERRY
Rare Eastern Euro fruited beer with equally unexpected clear pink body retains dank raspberry sweetness and tart wine cooler slack. Cloying soda fizz prickles tongue and dubious vegetal waft lowers appeal. Beer defunct: 2008.
WARKA VIENNA MARZEN
Translucently straw-hued, musty-scented, amber-grained middleweight offers bread-y cardboard frontage, candied apple register, and impending muted caramel sweetness to contrast lively sharp-hopped lemon tang, but cloy corn syrupy alcohol slurp inundating dank diacetyl finish overrides initial promise.
WARKA STRONG LAGER
Unspecific dried fruit souring rubs against cautious butterscotch sweetness of hazy golden full body. Precarious cider astringency, grassy hop musk, and dank malt finish lower appeal.
WALKERVILLE PREMIUM BLONDE
Simple dry-bodied ale closer to light pilsner with its biscuit-y wheat appeal, slim bread-crumb malting, and wispy lemon twinge. Dissipating apricot-quince reminder and flimsy floral flourish weakened by metallic twitch.