Canned Mexican-styled Canadian brings sour apple wining to oily-hopped tin-foiled corn malted cheapness somewhat reminiscent of Schlitz. Light, foamy, and ill defined.

Fizzy carbolic urgency melts away honeyed wheat biscuit sweetness and barren caramelized rye dryness for bland cardboard staleness. Soapy finish exhausts buttery bottom, minimal hop roast, and tart fruit trace.

Typecast South of the Border beer retains translucent pale yellow complexion, flowery hop bite, and tequila twist. Dry barleymalts dominate simple ‘almena’-style lager as lively fizz lingers on tongue. But underlying beauty of Panamanian brew is its crisp mountain water. Best served chilled.

Same signature skunked aroma, clear golden hue, and sharp hop carbonation as brewers’ standard, though sourdough pungency negatively affects barren acridity. Also, counterbalanced sweet malting lacks muscle.

Sweet-grained foreground and sour malt ebb compromise sugary finish. Unlike lesser rivals Bud-Coors-Miller ‘Lites,’ no nasty chemical preservatives detected.

Worthy of a few sips despite petty 0.5% alcohol range and unobtrusive nature. Clear-toned, malt-toasted, daintily barley-tinged pale amber with sugary backdrop too slight to dent charts. Stale bread finish lowers appeal.

Soured yeast flow and doughy baked bread backup lack hop muster as pallid fizz mires flimsy wheat base to phenol finish.

Timid moderate-bodied golden-paled bohemian suffers from musty yeast stench, soured crystal malt scourge and vacuous corn-sugared butterscotch trifle, allowing floral wheat backbone to tail off. Fresh-cut grass, hay, and horsehide earthiness lost in the balance.

Musty-scented russet-cleared lager pits sour malt pungency, musty tangerine tang, bitter lemon rind niche and peppery herbal spicing against modest grassy hop dryness. Second passing finds cracked wheat and honeyed oats advancing.

Sour citric jaunt and green maize astringency bookend seltzer flow for crisp alternative to strident Pearl Lager.

Utilizing pure Canadian iceberg water, easy-to-consume moderation relies on slim barley sweetness, trim Scotch malt allure and thin glacial minerality. More flavorful than dank Coors and more sessionable than musty Budweiser; its crystalline water flow is fine for light pilsner palates.

Almost as bright and resilient as Southampton Double White, this fine light-bodied floral-hopped golden lager delivers a fetchingly crisp grapefruit-peach-orange souring and starchy plantain balm to wispy grain-backed ginger-spiced bittersweet conclusion. Phenol nature precludes excellence.