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DEEP RIVER DOUBLE DON WATERMELON LAGER

Easygoing watermelon-infused lager retains pallid fruit-spiced tartness over soft hop-fizzed white bread spine. Jolly Rancher-like sweet ‘n sour watermelon flavor melts down as lackluster cranberry, cherry and lemon snips fail to fill the gaps. 
 
 
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(BLUE DAWG) SHADOW’S WILD BLACK BLACKBERRY LAGER

Cloying artificial sugaring disrupts natural blackberry juicing of grape soda-like malt beverage with pink-headed ruby magenta hue. Phenol hop astringency disrupts gunky blackberry jam, purple grape, raspberry, strawberry and black currant undertones to nasty corn syrupy bottom.

  

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(RINKUSKAI) COCKA TOO POMEGRANATE LAGER

Cruddy fruited lager (with heightened 12% alcohol flow) tastes like cheap corn-syrupy malt liquor dreck. Cloy sugaring ruins advertised pomegranate influence and slushy strawberry-cranberry slurp. Miserable whiskey-backed honey wheat base and dreadful vodka niche further deride Lithuanian stinker.

 

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OPA OPA BLUEBERRY LAGER

Mild blueberry tartness stays complacent over phenol citric-hopped acridity. Bigger swig reveals blueberry pie, blueberry seed, and blueberry muffin illusions above sweet cornbread bottom. Light cranberry pucker adds minor sour-fruited pungency.…

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LAKEFRONT PUMPKIN LAGER

Sweet pumpkin pie essence enhanced by enticing cinnamon, nutmeg, cardamom and clove spicing. But murky grain-hopped sterility and pedestrian sour citrus reminder hamper black currant riptide to astringent gourd finish.…

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SAXER LEMON LAGER

Horrid cabbage-sewage sniff off-putting for impossibly whitish yellow-hued clear bottled ‘malternative’ lightweight. Honeyed lemon tartness reveals hard-candied sugared cider scheme (thankfully superceding putrid waft), settling to fizzy lime soda delicateness with grassy hop backing. Brewery defunct: 2005.…

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WARSTEINER PREMIUM ORANGE

Trite clear-bottled 2.9% alcohol malt beverage saturates sticky Orange Krush-like soda theme with artificially sugared corn malting. Cereal-grained spine lacks strength to hold back sodium astringency.…

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ABITA STRAWBERRY HARVEST LAGER

Parched straw-hazed moderate-bodied fruit-flavored lager brings powdered Pez-like sourness to muted cotton-candied strawberry shortcake tartness. Blanched cereal graining subsumed by astringent leathery acridity, diacetyl carbolic fizz, and watermelon gum illusion. Banana taffy, plantain, peach, and apricot lost in butterscotch midst.…

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LAKEFRONT CHERRY LAGER

Sweet and sour Wisconsin cherry tartness provides raspy up-front surge and overall depth to tangy fruited lager. Musty white grape pucker, pithy pomegranate parch, and tertiary cranberry-mulberry dryness counter candied red-black cherry thrust to honeyed wheat spine.…

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