Ghoulish Dracula debris lacks proper toasted grain inertia, caramel malt clearance, and perfumed floral hop aromatics. Up-front creamy resonance falters and bitter finish falls short.
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DRAGONMEAD UNDER THE KILT WEE HEAVY
Don’t let misleading Scotch ale styling fool you. Molasses-thick ruby-maroon ‘wee heavy’ is more reminiscent of a dry port with its tobacco-stained red-purple grape density, sinister burgundy-bourbon sedation, vegetal peat-topsoil earthiness, and wet wood nuance. Maple-tarred black coffee bittering subsumes latent fig, date, and fruitcake hints.
DRAGONMEAD FINAL ABSOLUTION TRIPPEL ALE
DRAGON STOUT
(COOPER’S) DOUBLE DIAMOND ORIGINAL BURTON ALE
Sourly citric bitterness and skunked yeast scent of dark amber pale ale is an acquired taste perfect for macho males frequenting sports pubs. Rustic hop-spiced cereal oats symmetry retains heady mustiness and straight down the middle alacrity reminiscent of Heineken or Grolsch. Bitter graining wipes away any casual sweetness by off-dry finish. Noticeably better on tap, where crystal malt sweetness gains hold.
DOS EQUIS NOCHE BUENA SPECIAL HOLIDAY AMBER LAGER
DOS EQUIS AMBER LAGER
Bland caramelized amber differs from most agave-enhanced Mexican brews. Pleasant hop fizz persists, but processed grain sweetness cheapens dry tinny finish. Supposed full-bodied Vienna-style lager is too unsophisticated and inconsequential. ’10 re-tasting: tawny-hued Ambar (a.k.a. Amber) gained richer honey-malted barley-roasted hop-toasted caramel nougat center and slightest pecan-walnut tinge. Minor Scotch notch not unlike Michelob Premium Lager.







