Dry vegetal surge depletes lemony peach tartness and tenuous floral backdrop of soapy, light-bodied, unbalanced blonde ale.
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ANCHOR SPECIAL ALE (1998 EDITION)
Black cherry brightens spruce-y Christmas ale. Perfect for any occasion, this nutty fuzzy-headed ’98 edition gains hop-procured clove influence to enduring caramel malt finish. Sappy yeast extract exhumes alcoholic might.
ANDERSON VALLEY BROTHER DAVID’S TRIPLE ABBEY STYLE ALE
On tap, vinous grape-quince sourness juxtaposes cherry jubilee tartness, bruised orange tang, and candi-sugared sweetness of 10% alcohol feast. Clove, coriander, and banana underscore vanilla wafer pleasantry halfway through. Turbid bottled version allows creamier medicinal warmth and bourbon boozing to accelerate yellow apple, melon, and kiwi illusions propelling bruised cherry-banana-orange motif.
(ANHEUSER-BUSCH) BUD LIGHT LIME
Impossibly pale-bodied, clear-bottled, gimmicky Miller Chill knockoff released ’08 (one year after Miller’s equally dull alternative malt beverage). Salty margarita astringency, lemon lime-y fizz, and mild agave twist leave throat instantly parched. Dull white bread midst debunks watered down citric club soda/ ginger ale nuisance.
ARBOR GREFF BLONDE ALE
Oak-aged dark amber Flemish-Belgian-inspired ale honoring former World War II French brewery pits sour chocolate malts against dry prune and unripe quince. Floral hops decorate backdrop, yeast sediment coats bottom, cumulative berry-citrus tang increases effervescence, and white grape tannin brings suitable acridity.
ARCADIA SCOTCH ALE
Redolent of a sweet chocolate-y bock up-front, though unsettled malt protraction lacks distinction and banana-cherry serenity falters when warmed. Oily metallic finish hinders oak-y hazelnut retreat.
ATHENIAN LAGER
Astringent grain bitterness, beleaguered hop dryness, and delicate salted butter flow provide initial sharpness countering soft water texture to sweetish rice finish. Easy drinking fodder lacks distinction.
AUGUST SCHELL PALE ALE
Prickly spice-hopped sharpness fades by bland malt finish as embittered grains calmly cloak orange-peach aftertaste.
AVERY KARMA ALE
Indistinct Belgian-styled pale ale lacks efficient character and resilience. Dry barley-hops bring lame biscuit-y nuance to coarse nuttiness and inconsequential citric (apricot-grapefruit) slumber. Musty earthen vegetal base congests insipid caramel malting.
AVIATOR PORTER ALE
‘Velvety smooth, delicious,’ the label overly emphasizes. Roasted nut and smoky chocolate form slim mocha finish, but fizz overwhelms any shady underlying characteristics. Dirty tasting cheaply-hopped presumptuous ‘porter ale’ (?) at least flaunts fairly strong punch. Brewery defunct: 2002.
(BADGER) FLOWERS ORIGINAL DRAUGHT
Decent chestnut-hued English bitter draught envelops red-fruited entry, wild honey bittering and cresting hop zing with heavenly chocolate nuances. Indistinguishable mocha finish and failing aftertaste lighten initial promise. Serve to aggressive rookies not fully prepared to switch to heavier dark ales.
BALLAST POINT YELLOWTAIL PALE ALE
Musty grassy-hopped wheat graining and faded grapefruit-apricot fruiting reach thin bread-crusted spine. Closer to flaccid light-bodied pilsner or wavering Kolsch, as its mundane diacetyl splurge sabotages muted citric finish.