All posts by John Fortunato

ELYSIAN AVATAR JASMINE I.P.A.

Interestingly experimental floral-doused IPA deviates from stylistic wood-chipped citric sharpness. Up-front jasmine-daisy-potpourri fragrance affixes honey-sweetened vanilla and caramel overtones countering perfume-hopped juniper-currant bittering of hazy golden medium body. Lemon-peeled peach-pear-lychee-mango fluctuation drifts into dried floweriness, cider souring and herbaceous latency.

ELVIRA’S NIGHT DARK LAGER

Monster movie cleavage queen Elvira provides promo for full-bodied lager. Overtones of holiday seasoning (nutmeg-coriander) and red ale fruitiness (apple-pear-peach) provide zesty burst of sweetness to simmering cocoa malting. Bad publicity initiated by former sponsor, Coors, and the black-attired vampress’ exposed cleavage at the Great American Beerfest hurt sales and production ceased by ’98.

EL TORO NEGRO OATMEAL STOUT

Despite expectant dark-toned gruffness, light-bodied stout stays defiantly easygoing and stylistically abstruse, dodging chocolate-y expectancy and finishing a bit thin. Buttery popcorn initiation quickly wiped away by black coffee serenity and burnt hickory ravine, turning drier as sour grape esters and arid cherry tartness rip through roasted hop setting where maple-walnut-cocoa illusions find solace.