EVIL TWIN IMPERIAL BISCOTTI BREAK

“Arrogant and flamboyant” Imperial Stout pours like motor oil and definitely mimics a delicious pine nutty almond biscotti dipped in black coffee. Creamy fudged chocolate brownie frontage sweetens mid-palate, picking up cocoa nibs, carob, French vanilla, hazelnut latte, amaretto and anise illusions. Sneaky oak-charred chipotle pepper burn seeps into bourbon-lacquered java finish. A superior 2013 discovery.

 

PROLETARIAT

Proletariat, New York  

MANHATTAN, NEW YORK

Just down the street from Hop Devil Grill in Manhattan’s East Village, diminutive dive bar, PROLETARIAT, boasts ‘rare, new and unusual beer’ as its prophetic slogan. An inconspicuous St. Mark’s Place hangout for crazed craft beer enthusiasts, Proletariat opened May 2012 to excited local fanfare.
 
A narrow joint with an elongated left side bar and one front windowed table, the rustic black-bricked interior walls (with bright paint-chipped clusters) resembles a ’50s ice cream parlor with its low-to-the-ground swivel stools, white-tiled ceiling and right-walled picture frame regalia. Four tap fountains contain twelve rotating draught handles and several hard-to-find beer bottles adorn the shelves.
 
On my initial April ’13 visit, Beverage Director Cory Bonfiglio efficiently tends bar as a packed house enjoys a well-rounded choice of beers going from light pilsner to rich mocha stout. As cool underground rock plays in the background, I dip into Louisville’s Against The Grain Hacksaaz Chuggin’ Pils, a dry-hopped rye-grained light body with orange-oiled herbal notions. Next, Long Island City’s Rockaway ESB upped the citric rye influence of the former pils for an upscale pale ale-like refresher given an English-styled earthen fungi musk.
 
As it starts to pour outside, several nearby customers decide to chow down on the limited, but fine, pub fare (such as Toasted Pretzels, Brined Potato Wedges, Grilled Cheese, Beer-Braised Brat and Reuben Burger). I reach for sessionable Manhattan-based Radiant Pig Jr. IPA, an easygoing charmer with lighter India Pale Ale-related stylistic illusions. Its polite piney grapefruit-peeled orange rind bittering and minor juniper snip contrasted tangy peach, mango, passionfruit, pineapple and melon tropicalia.
 
For a closer, lenten amber lager, Aecht Schlenkerla Fastenbier, proved how well German rauchbiers strike a chord with rangy palates. Its beechwood-smoked parlance, sweet cedar chipping and Band-aid wafted astringency pleasurably seeped into the tongue.
 
True to the free-spirited underground punk scene that once thrived on St. Mark’s Place, Proletariat offers an intriguing melange of super suds.
 
 

 

PRETTY THINGS AMERICAN DARLING

Daringly complex dry-hopped pale lager moves beyond stylistic limitations with its heightened vodka-like 7% alcohol volume, zesty citric intrigue, lingered herbal notion and perfumed lavender florality. Musty yeast funk brings earthen fungi peculiarity to lemon-peeled grapefruit, orange, clementine and navel orange tartness as well as black-peppered lemongrass, basil and sage herbage. Mineral-grained German pilsner malting provides soft base. On tap at Track 84, sunny lemon spritz and mild orange tartness endear grassy-hopped herbage.
“Pretty Things AMERICAN

MAINE KING TITUS PORTER

Another inspiring offering (circa 2013) via fabulous Maine brewery. Splendid mocha-smoked Baker’s chocolate, cacao nibs, dark chocolate and espresso overtones embitter the front end while oats-flaked molasses breading, brown chocolate, cookie dough and gooey anise sweeten the back. Ashen hop-charred pine resin deepens the finishing bitterness of well-integrated medium-full body. On tap at Julian’s, dryer cocoa-chalked black coffee and darker chocolate malting received minor sour cherry snip.   
Maine King Titus Porter

UNITY VIBRATION KOMBUCHA RASPBERRY BEER

Inconsistent gluten-free fruit ale with pinkish yellow hue sacrifices fungi Kombucha tea influence for messy overall profile. Raspy candied raspberry tartness doesn’t integrate well with cloying corn-sugared artificial flavoring or contrasting limestone-soured lemondrop pucker. Vinous white vineagrette sequence clashes against tertiary watermelon-cranberry nuance. A nearly dismal malt beverage.
Kanaan of Unity Vibration

FEGLEY’S RUDE ELF’S RESERVE BELGIAN STYLE ALE

Dynamic 2013 limited edition Belgian-styled spice ale perfectly blends autumnal apple-candied pumpkin pie sweetness with luscious wintry holiday seasoning. Chewy caramel malt sugaring receives tingly cinnamon-gingerbread-nutmeg-coriander-allspice Christmastime splendor to consume wispy orange-dried bing cherry, bruised banana and white rum aspect. Medicinal 10.5% alcohol astringency hidden beneath rich flavor profile.
Beer: Rude Elf's Reserve