Category Archives: Beers A-Z

(DE PROEF) TO OL FUCK ART THIS IS ARCHITECTURE BELGIAN PALE ALE

On tap at Redlight Redlight, ultra-dry saison-like yellow fruiting gains substantial sourness from astringent farmhouse-wafted brettanomyces funk. Zesty lemon spritz, juicy yellow grapefruit tartness and desiccated tangerine-apricot rot regale light grassy-hopped bittering. Herbaceous peppercorn-basil-rosemary seasoning, leathery horseblanket acridity and musty vegetal snip add rustic backdrop.

CATHEDRAL SQUARE / HE’BREW ST. LENNY’S BELGIAN RYE DOUBLE IPA

On tap at Redlight Redlight, thrilling ‘immaculate collaboration’ between Cathedral Square and Shmaltz loads Belgian candi-sugared yeast to IPA-related citric fruiting. Tangy grapefruit, pineapple and navel orange frontage and zesty lemon juicing pick up peppery resinous hop bittering. Latent cookie dough sweetness and caraway-seeded rye breading reach burnt caramel spine.

(KLOSTER BRAUEREI) WEISSENOHE MONK’S CHRISTKINDL DUNKEL

On tap at Redlight Redlight, confusingly updated bock (2013) allows musky earthen rusticity to enjoin dewy peat mossing for dryer-than-expected copper-bronzed dunkelweizen changeup. Snubbing the usual dark fruited holiday spicing for molasses-buttered nutbread insistence and tobacco roasted crisping, its brown-sugared fruitcake dalliance fades precipitously alongside the wispy caramel malt backbone.

FUNKY BUDDHA CRUSHER SINGLE HOP SESSION IPA

On tap at Tap & Grind, ‘poundable’ citra-hopped India Pale Ale retains scintillating sessionable subtlety. Herbaceous floral-perfumed citrus dryness anchored by resinous earthen graining and light caramel malting. Soft lemon, grapefruit, orange, apricot and pineapple tang picks up piney evergreen freshness as well as pungent vegetal respite. A well-balanced crossover for lighter drinking ale heads.

ST. BERNARDUS CHRISTMAS ALE

On tap at Orlando’s House Of Beer, eager fruit-caked holiday ale sprinkles sweet seasonal spices across candi-sugared Belgian Abbey yeast and creamy caramel malts. Orange-bruised cherry puree tartness picks up ancillary rum raisin, sugarplum and fig illusions to elevate cinnamon-toasted nutmeg, gingerbread and allspice pleasantries.  On tap at Growler & Gill (2020), candi-sugared dried fruiting and lacy Christmas-spiced brown chocolate sweetness engage date nut bread, raisin puree, stewed prune and black cherry illusions. On tap at Seven Lakes Station (2023), fruitcake pleasantry given medicinal candied cherry boozing, red grape sweetness and wintry sugar spicing.