ROGUE VOODOO DOUGHNUT BACON MAPLE ALE

Overreaching experimental smoked ale clashes peppery rauchbier-like meat curing against cake-frosted doughnut likeness for a peculiar mix that runs out of steam by its worn-out finish. Beechwood, cherrywood and hickory smoked malts make initial impression, contrasting pastry-like pancake battering, aromatic vanilla sweetness and syrupy maple sinew. Applewood-smoked bacon, glazed ham and charred cedar illusions get lost amongst crowded concoction in conspicuous bright pink bottle.

 

THOMAS HOOKER CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE STOUT

Heavenly sweet stout brings rich chocolate truffle theme to nutty toffee center, grazed cocoa beaning and mild coffee-dried niche. Utilizing Munson’s creamy milk chocolate as an effectual adjunct, fine dessert treat picks up crème brulee, vanilla ice cream, caramel latte, chocolate mousse, mochaccino and espresso undertones to contrast moderate dry-hopped char for an addictive sweet-toothed chocolate lover’s delight.

BLUE POINT WHITE I.P.A.

Excellently sessionable Belgian witbier with hybridized India Pale Ale fruit spicing retains soft-tongued smoothness. Strong grapefruit peel tartness and white-peppered piney hop bittering contrast tropical fruiting. White peach, mandarin orange, pineapple, mango and tangerine illusions sashay across honeyed crystal malting. Perfect crossover for lighter thirsts readied for mildly stronger fare.

KNEE DEEP BEAUTIFUL BLONDE

Self-proclaimed ‘easy drinking ale’ is actually a sidewinding sessionable summertime salutation corruptively balancing bitter with the sweet. Stylistically bold raw-honeyed medium body develops weirdly. Glutinous honeyed wheat astringency attacks corn-oiled diacetyl buttering and tempered fungi musk up-front. Soapy midst disturbs ancillary Scotch-rye notch, musty peat blotch and rotted cantaloupe-melon-banana splotch. Soured honey musk retains nasty bitterness, overriding gluey beeswax sweetness. Confusingly inconsistent flavor profile undermines medium-bodied dog.