On tap at Kitchen & Beer Bar, perfectly designed orange soda knockoff retains syrupy corn-malted orange spritz and escapable tart limey grapefruit pucker over milk-sugared oated wheat creaming. Cloying pop novelty.
Tag Archives: fruited sour
DREKKER THERE WILL BE PRRRT JULES DELUXE MILKSHAKE
On tap at Taphouse 15, sassy food court-styled strawberry vanilla milkshake posing as thickly textured sour Smoothie. Chewy marshmallow sweetness guards tart strawberry opulence, creamy banana surge and puckered orange concentrate twang above oaty dextrin-starched acidulated malt base. A fabulous strawberry banana creamed trifle.
PHASE THREE / WELDWERKS COCONUT CLUB PINA COLADA-INSPIRED FRUITED SOUR
On tap at Taphouse 15, tropical fruited sour collab brings creamy coconut sweetness to tart pineapple zing, tangy orange splat and limey calamansi twist for fine Pina Colada knockoff.
MORTALIS ECHIDNA
On tap at Taphouse 15, vibrant pastry-like Smoothie lets marshmallow creamed vanilla sugaring sweeten coconut-toasted pineapple zesting and salty mango-kiwi-guava tropicalia given chewy banana resolve as well as tart orange concentrate juicing. Fruitfully well-balanced summertime delight.
SEVEN TRIBESMEN PASION DE LA PENA FRUITED SOUR
On tap at The Taphouse – Wayne, mild fruited kettle sour ale sprays moderately acidic lemon-peeled lime zest and unripe strawberry mustiness all over tart passionfruit adjunct. In the can, Costa Rican-inspired kettle sour ups milk sugared vanilla sweetness against brisk passionfruit tartness, sour guava salting and pithy pineapple-papaya splash.
IMPRINT SCHMOOJEE 5IFTH ANNIVERSARY ICE CREAM CAKE
On tap at Taphouse 15, frothy tannish brown Schmoojee sidles marshmallow-fluffed vanilla ice creaming with chocolatey peanut butter cup fudging and tart banana-pineapple fruitiness. Just a tad too busily confusing for confectionery perfection.
BOLERO SNORT ANOTHER STEER CRAZIER JELLY DONUT SOUR
On tap at Taphouse 15, liquid jelly donut breakfast pastry celebrates 11th anniversary. Tart fruited sour lets salted strawberry-raspberry influence and concord grape jam spread across delicate vanilla sugaring. Needs richer vanilla-creamed jellied fruiting.
MAGNIFY FROOT STRIPEZ IMPERIAL SOUR ALE
Washed-out Tutti Frutti Stripe Gum knockoff lets hard-candied lemon pucker tease tart strawberry-raspberry conflux and orange-powdered cherry Pez candied subsidy. Thin vanilla creaming not heavy enough to compete favorably against lightly acidic fruit-tart appeal.
RAR OUT OF ORDER: DIVE CLUB SMOOTHIE SOUR
On tap at Taphouse 15, richly lactic beige-fluffed Smoothie tops rum-soaked banana sweetness and vanilla ice cream sugaring with thick whipped creaming. Lusciously thick cocktail derivation recalls a rummy Bananas Fosters with marshmallow ambrosia salad and orange marmalade whims packing its floury pancake battered base. Perfect pastry-like dessert.
RAR OUT OF ORDER: RUM BANANA SUNDAE SMOOTHIE
Rich ‘n creamy banana sundae Smoothie receives rummy sugar dose. Lactic rum-infused banana puree sweetness coats chewy marshmallow center reinforced by sharp (but not overly acidic) orange concentrate pulping. Yummy banana continuance then gains freeze-dried strawberry tartness, tangy pineapple caking, lemon meringue piquancy and vanilla ice cream reminder.
RAR OUT OF ORDER: RASPBERRY SWIRL DOLE WHIPPED
Impressive raspberry swirl ice cream knockoff with Dole pineapple fixation and murky Pepto Bismol pink body. Thickly creamed Smoothie-like marshmallow creaming stays chewy for lactic milk-sugared strawberry pureeing and tangy pineapple juicing receiving contrastive lemon-limed orange concentrate mouth pucker. Peachy banana sweetness, strawberry vanilla ice creaming and apricot cobbler caking join the yogurt-milked raspberry pineapple punch.
RAR OUT OF ORDER: DOUBLE DRAGON KICK
Slushily lactic pinkish orange-clouded fruited Smoothie invites briny strawberry tartness, tangy mango juicing and watermelon rind earthiness to the fore as frothy vanilla/ marshmallow pastry creaming thickens its resolve. Below the tart Jolly Rancher-candied strawberry, mango and watermelon conflux lies pink grapefruit, lime zest, lemon sherbet, peach marmalade and concentrated orange juice illusions. Recommended.
