FAIR STATE CROMULENCE

Intricately refreshing Berliner Weisse brings musty lactobacillus acidity to affluent lemon-rotted orange zest, sour yogurt spurt and dry saltine crisping. Funky farmhouse soiling adds musky leathering to tannic green grape, crabapple, passionfruit, raspberry, plantain and banana subsidies as well as white wheat base. Ratebeer’s Guerde rightly picked up dijon mustard illusion.

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SURLY HELL LAGER

Not a particularly popular or convincing beer style since the musty pilsner malt breading and sourdough-skunked zwickel yeast musk defining this beloved Midwestern helles lager will put-off sweet-toothed imbibers (like Heineken oft-time does). Lemon-rotted sourness keeps floral-perfumed whim and metallic sheen at bay. Not a personal fave, but enjoyed by many German-influenced beer geeks.

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RODENBACH CARACTERE ROUGE

On tap at End Of Elm, rustic oak-dried sour ale (posing as a lactobacillus-affected Flanders red) tosses macerated cranberry, raspberry and cherry skins at vinous lemon-limed green grape pungency above musty earthen barnyard acridity. Oaken vanilla phenols seep into piquant red-fruited wining, sharp cider subsidy and balsamic vinegaring. Tertiary lingonberry, boysenberry and red currant illusions fortify sharply sour-candied cherry, raspberry and cranberry adjuncts at berry-wined finish.

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CARTON CAFE Y CHURRO

On tap at Ambulance, brewers’ creamy milk-sugared Regular Coffee (an extremely popular and iconic Jersey-based cream ale) receives fried dough pastry treatment as vanilla-sweetened cinnamon spicing pervades light-roast coffee bittering. Subsidiary espresso, cappuccino, coconut milk, caramel latte and mochaccino hints favorably affect lusty cinnamon vanilla pancaking. Perfect dessert treat in lieu of a sugar-glazed doughnut.

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