PRIESTBIRD ARRIVES ‘IN YOUR TIME’

FOREWORD: Priestbird’s cutting edge stoner rock-imbibed Chamber metal really caught fire in ’07 with ‘experi-metal’ entrée, In Your Time. At Mercury Lounge, they put on a stunning performance, displaying intrinsic skills and sharp dexterity. This article originally appeared in Aquarian Weekly.

The intellectually curious architects embodying experimental Brooklyn troika, Priestbird, originally met through the advice of mutual friends. Though hobbled by a premature breakup then untimely change from spidery to faux-spiritual appellation, they increased articulate sensitivity while elevating the satiny symphonic salience transfiguring their petulantly grinding hardcore compulsion. Despite past traumas, they’ve come back stronger than ever.

After the untimely breakup of New York instrumental outfit Tarantula AD, Gregory Rogove (percussion-flute-piano-glockenspiel), Saunder Jurriaans (guitar-bass-sarod), and Danny Bensi (cello-violin-guitar) soon reconvened as Priestbird. Aside from newfound harmonic serenity and better collective musicianship, the threesome’s inceptive reliance on Epicurean chamber music and moody escapist dreamscapes remains intact.

Priestbird’s encouraging debut, In Your Time (Kemado), brims with tumultuous anxiety. The dramatic hair-triggered opener, “Life Not Lost,” cuts through dusky tension with knife-edged precision, fusing foreboding whispered verses to grizzled post-grunge choruses, incrementally imploding as bashed drums provide formidable kick. Ultimately, its structurally detailed arrangement combines Fugazi’s oppression-deriding D.C.-rooted militancy with Nirvana’s maniacal grunge furor.

“Once you pass that entrance, there are all these other colors we try to bring out – not many bright colors, except “Last To Know” (its whirled baroque upwelling and gaunt utterances reminiscent of the Beatles psychedelic swirl “Blue Jay Way”) and “Jackyl” maybe. The latter’s a little yellowish purple,” Rogove snickers.

At cozy Bowery beer joint, d.b.a., Rogove wears the pointy-topped Russian army wool hat he got in Moscow and wore during a recently attended New York show. “I learned at a liquor store today it’s for head balance,” the gregariously lanky mouthpiece shares whilst quaffing a margarita spiked by sneaked-in tequila (as his comrades plow Southampton Stouts). A rebellious Lancaster native out of step with his conservative Pennsylvania Dutch brethren, the hobnobbing Rogove is assuredly the most athletic, demonstrative, fearless, and conversant member. He praises the work of brawny Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham as well as Ornette Coleman’s pioneering timekeeper Ed Blackwell.

“Music was a chance to communicate things I wanted to do that I was refused to elsewhere. In this realm of connecting with people, I’m now finally allowed to say almost anything I want and people hopefully have their own time and place to listen. Instrumentally, you could say what you want without it being in English, Spanish, or Italian – way beyond normal language,” he concedes.

Spending time in arty dance-punks The Flesh (a one-time Gern Blandsten signing) provided an auspicious experience. “They’re still going. They take all the good stuff in R & B and rap and fuse it with punk. I applaud and respect them.”

Meanwhile, turned-on tuned-in brown-haired gremlin, Jurriaans, grew up smack dab in the middle of Seattle’s grunge era, cherishing native icons Mudhoney, Pearl Jam, and Nirvana, then attending Rhode Island School of Design for a year. He joined abstract uber-prog groove masters, Gruvis Band, before linking with Tarantula AD. His menacing proficiency on a specially made double-neck guitar-bass furnishes surreal tonal variances.

Jurriaans recalls being inspired by Zeppelin axe virtuoso Jimmy Page and his disparate peers. “I owe it all to my big brother. He got me into Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, and Grateful Dead. But I only like the Dead’s songs, not the wasteful jams. I loved their (illustrious) cover artwork, but hated the hippie poser fans.”

Born in Copenhagen, Denmark (“near death metal dudes”), Classical-trained wiry-haired facilitator Bensi spent youth in England and Germany prior to attending Northwestern University. “My brothers’ friend gave me Iron Maiden’s Life After Death on vinyl and my whole life changed. In Germany, it’s hard to get your hands on good stuff. I was getting fed metal and had to find a way to bring cello in. I wanted nothing to do with the Classical world. The only place to find good Classical music is in film scores and those few new composers are never popular. I went to Boston, did stuff there as a steppingstone, and in Tarantula, only used cello in the beginning.”

“Saunder was in Brooklyn, I was in Long Island City, Queens, and Danny was in Manhattan when we originally met,” Rogove recollects. “In Tarantula, it was more back and forth, hard and soft, big and small. Then, we checked out the environment to see where we could go. So we coalesced Tarantula’s ideas and formed them more fully and now live in a world that will create longer, more expansive compositions.”

When they’re done fucking around, leaving askew messages on my tape recorder (as I buy a round of drinks), we discussed their latest venture over some sweet herbage.

Rogove explains, “There’s a time for this music and we hope it’s now (hence the precipitously impulsive In Your Time title). Tarantula was more obtusely instrumental and harder for people to reach. As Preistbird, we want to communicate better and become closer. When I was in The Flesh, I only did background harmonies. Now, I’m expressing inner feelings up-front.”

“Classical is usually too artsy, not catering to beautiful melodies. It’s more intellectual, which takes it farther away from public consumption,” Bensi chimes in. “Some Far East elements that creep into our music come from the keys we use for melodrama. It could be done cheesy, but when done right it’s meditative and uprising.”

Though contemporary comparisons to Queens Of The Stone Age, Mars Volta, and, on the doom-y slo-mo requiem “Hand That Draws,” fellow fowl-named combo, Pelican, are understandably fathomable, it’s also justifiable to assimilate them with seminal prog-rock progenitors King Crimson, Yes, and Soft Machine.

“One of the best records ever is In the Court of the Crimson King, but I’d never reference that with our music. Some people have. There was real development during that late ‘60s period,” Rogove says before acknowledging how he endured a Frank Zappa phase years hence. “This era is confusing. Back then, it wasn’t trendy. It was revolutionary. Now it’s so hard to find anything revolutionary near the mainstream.”

Onstage at Mercury Lounge in May, Priestbird gave each live rendition the same diligently detailed concision In Your Time’s spellbinding intricacies deserved. Diverse percussive elements, intermittent cello, and ghostly harmonies abound, providing provocative mood twists to the more celestial evocations. Classical, Middle Eastern, and Far East complexities offer timely relief to swiftly shifting, savagely downtrodden, loudly metallic rampages. Thankfully, their recurrent heavy metal thunder lacks the laughable histrionics many lesser purveyors rely upon.

Besides, Priestbird’s gloomier minutiae are exercises in temperance and restraint, sometimes resembling the cryptic art-rock transience Pink Floyd’s more perplexing pieces assumed, though countered by fertile blasts of full-on thrashing guitar (less distorted and subterranean than equally impressive label mates, The Sword, devise). Be-stilled piano dirge, “In Your Time,” time warps the preening futuristic spell Alan Parsons zapped ‘72s monumental Dark Side Of The Moon with. And Sierra Casady (from luminous duo CoCo Rosie) adds bewitching soprano threnodies to resurrected Tarantula AD instrumental, “Empire,” for good measure.

So how’d they come up with the mysterious Priestbird moniker, dare I ask?

“It’s a creature that takes care of bird spirits in the afterlife,” submits Rogove.

LIFE IN THE FASTBACKS LANE

Not as financially and commercially established as Seattle’s top grunge artists, but more experienced in terms of playing, the Fastbacks never amassed an arena-sized audience but really should have. Strangely, in the early ‘90s, the Fastbacks snappy straight-ahead approach went against what the mass media (radio, MTV, ads) gave access to. So as grunge’s popularity went through the roof internationally, efficient power pop bands saw a slight decline.

As a point of fact, it turns out the Fastbacks are one of the most generous and respectful band you’d ever meet. At Roseland Ballroom in ‘96, my friend Al and I spent the entire pre-show backstage hanging out, drinking beers, and eating food with ‘em. Ironically, they were opening for the Presidents Of The United States Of America (whose drummer, Jason Finn, spent time in the Fastbacks). What was surprising about the Presidents was they were a novelty pop band that was also from Seattle and somehow got lucky and bucked the grunge trend and actually still found commercial success with singles like “Kittie” and “Lump.”

The Fastbacks disbanded in 2001, but Bloch continues to put out infrequent Minus 5 records and, by ’08, began playing in Robyn Hitchcock’s touring unit. As you’ll read below, Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam kick started the sessions for ‘96s New Mansions In Sound (one of their final recordings). This article originally appeared in HITS magazine.

Seattle’s insouciant Fastbacks were formed way back in ’79, releasing their debut EP, Fastbacks Play 5 Of Their Favorites, in ’82 on then-fledging local label, Sub Pop. Guitarist-composer Kurt Bloch splits time in way-pop combo, Young Fresh Fellows, and recently produced grunge architects, Mudhoney, and hard-driving rockers, Gas Huffer. Along with bassist Kim Warnick, guitarist Lulu Gargiulo, and new drummer, Mike Musberger, the Fastbacks practically invented the indie-pop genre.

The band’s non-stop repertoire at NYC’s spacious Roseland Ballroom included a cutesy cover of the Raspberries frisky ’72 smash, “Go All The Way.’ For three-quarters of an hour, Bloch hopped and bopped across the stage while displaying exuberant guitar riffs that jettisoned from the speakers like lush ear candy.

Opening for close friends and current pop sensations, The Presidents Of The United States Of America, their lubricated lolli-pop recalls the Golden Age of ‘60s AM radio. The bands’ charming new LP, New Mansions In Sound, picks up where the critically acclaimed ’94 set, Answer The Phone, Dummy, left off. The Farfis-dominated “No Information,” and the contagious “Just Say” beg pop lovers to try another flavor as Bloch and Warnick kick up some dust.

What was Seattle’s music scene like before Nirvana broke things wide open?

KIM WARNICK: There was a time in the early ‘80s when nobody cared and venues were limited. Nobody ever imagined major labels would one day start signing up these local bands. But what has happened in Seattle has only helped us, even if we didn’t get mass exposure.

What music did you listen to growing up?

KIM: The Beatles, Sex Pistols, cheesy metal bands. One of my favorite singles was the Archies “Sugar Sugar.” It’s amazingly pure, simple bubblegum similar to 190 Fruitgum Co. I even remember talking to Kenny Laguna about his days with Tommy James & the Shondells. We did a cover of “Ball Of Fire” which remains unreleased. Kenny helped write that song. But my favorite band of all time is the Muffs. Kim Shattuck is a hit machine.

I hear you’re friendly with Hole’s Courtney Love?

KIM: Oh yeah. She showed up unexpectedly at one of our recent shows. I’m always amazed at the Phyllis Diller-like one-liners she uses. Her best line was when she told security, ‘My face is my backstage pass.’

How did the recording sessions for New Mansions In Sound work out?

KIM: Kurt thought the record was too weird. He went over the edge producing other projects and it breaks his heart when he can’t fully invest his heart and soul in something. He stayed up all night trying to get tracks down. But Pearl Jam’s Eddie Vedder showed up and changed Kurt’s attitude immediately. Almost instantly, we were finishing tracks in one take. Eddie even sang on “Girl’s Eyes.” He’s a big fan of The Who. So we ended up fucking around with some Keith Moon song while we were in a drunken state.

What song do you enjoy most from the new disc?

KIM: I love “Just Say” because it reminds me of Joan Jett. I’ve been a fan of hers since she was in the Runaways. We toured with her during the Bad Reputation days.

You mentioned a documentary film concerning the Seattle scene.

KIM: Doug Pray, this graduate of L.A. film school came up to Seattle in ’91 in order to document the newly discovered scene. In the film, bands like Nirvana, Green River, Soundgarden, Screaming Trees, and the Presidents talk offhandedly about their mutual friendships. It’s full of funny stuff. You’ll be rolling on the aisles laughing. But the footage of the Gits’ Mia Zapata, who was brutally murdered a few years ago, will absolutely break your heart.

I heard you met Sean Lennon while you were in New York on your previous tour.

Sean was at one of our concerts talking about his mom and dad. He asked me if I’d like to meet his mom. And I was like, ‘Ohhh, I don’t think I can do that.’ Fuck! It’s hard enough talking to you. But he’s such a well-balanced kid and I think he’s got a great singing voice.

(At this point in our conversation, Kurt walks in with Dave Dederer of The Presidents Of The United States Of America, who have returned from performing on the David Letterman Show.)

KURT BLOCH: People wanted me to sign autographs because they thought I was in the Presidents.

DAVE DEDERER: I had a great rock and roll moment on Letterman. I tried to throw my guitar at the drum set, but as I let go, it got caught in my shoulder and neck and went ‘boing!. There it was just hanging off my back.

KURT: Did you hurt yourself? The other night, I tried to do that and I hit myself on the back of the head.

(As things get back to normal, I talk to Kurt for a few moments)

Tell me some interesting background stuff.

KURT: I went to an alternative private school, where I worked on some electronic projects. I bought 45’s every week until 1973. Then I got excited about ‘70s rock. We had a radio station in high school which allowed us to rock out after 6 o’clock.

What concerts did you attend while you were still in high school?

KURT: The first actual rock concert I saw was Procol Harum’s Grand Hotel tour in ’73. I always liked their pomposity factor. The second concert I went to was Robin Trower – then Blue Oyster Cult. They played in Seattle all the time.

What type of response do you expect to get from your audience?

KURT: We don’t mind if they throw shit at us; as long as we’re getting feedback we’ll be o.k. There are always some ten-year-olds in the front row sitting there saying, ‘Play that one good song.’

STATIC X/ POWERMAN 5000 @ ROSELAND BALLROOM

Static X / Powerman 5000 / Roseland Ballroom / Feb. 18, 2002

Face it, heavy metal is back better than ever. Minus the extraneous guitar noodling, masturbatory jams, needless drum solos, and superego bombast of yore, several prodigal sons have expanded the usually restrictive confines with an infusion of economic riffs, newfound nihilistic punk attitude, and unapologetic techno-derived metronome beats.

The newest challenger for the title of King of Metal is big-haired vocalist/ guitarist Wayne Static, leader of Wisconsin’s demonic Static X. Prancing like an uncaged animal, his savage groans and spasmodic maneuvers kept ecstatic fans bobbing heads and shakin’ fists in the air while rampant body surfers got passed overhead to the security-protected area in front of the stage. Dedicating the gut-bustin’ “He’s A Loser” to “all the people who’ve been called losers” bonded Wayne with all the angst-y, hard-headed teen outcasts feeling out of place and inadequate in our corporate-decayed society. Throughout, axe grinding Koichi Fukuda’s bludgeoned three-chord riffs, diabolical Tony Campos’ shotgun bass, and Ken Jay’s muscular skins gave each thunderous eruption an inescapable, in-yer-face thrust. Nothing fancy – just a piledriving sonic blitzkrieg unmatched by better known competitors. Anyone with a hankering for prime, state of the art metal should immediately score a copy of the quartet’s claustrophobic masterpiece, Wisconsin Death Trip.

When fluorescent yellow-haired singer Spider screeched loudly in a hoarse-throated moan, “this is what it’s like when worlds collide!” before sliding into Powerman 5000’s most enthusiastic number, pierced teens took that as a sign to slam-dance in a last ditch, orgiastic free-for-all frenzy which matched the bombastic implosion of the lyrics’ myopic, decadent savagery. While Rage Against The Machine profoundly pledge allegiance to righteous revolutionaries, Spider’s prophetic indulgences and lethal ruminations offer no concrete societal resolutions for the New World Order he exploits so terrifyingly on Tonight The Stars Revolt! So when he begs the question, “Are you ready to go?,” avid fans swirling in an uncontrollable tizzy fail to grasp the prospect of such carelessly Apocalyptic mayhem.

And while it’s difficult for Spider to step out of big brother Rob Zombie’s dark, sprawling Goth-metal shadow, his limber gyrations and the bands’ full throttle propulsion bring each catastrophic theatrical extravaganza to a glam-rock climax just a shade lighter than Zombie’s Halloween-ish spectacles. Spider’s kitsch-y sci-fi mutterings may be sociologically insignificant, but his vulture-like delivery and the dual guitar sear of Adam 12 and M.33 assault the senses with confrontational affirmation. To their legion of loyal fans brave enough to get “in the pit,” Spider dedicated the thrilling concert staple, “Car Crash.”

More visually captivating and less musically substantive than Static X, Powerman 5000 continue to improve their dynamic live shows with spirited Kiss-like execution, a consolidated repertoire, and flashy, retina-burning laser lights.

STAR SPANGLES GOT A LOADED ‘BAZOOKA!!!’

FOREWORD: New York’s lethal Star Spangles like to get rowdy and party down. I met up with them for some drinks in ’03 to help promote the anthemic power pop album, Bazooka!!! We drink like fish and herb was cooked on Avenue B in Lower Manhattan. They took a few years to finally release ‘07s Dirty Bomb, which found ‘em in fine form. This article originally appeared in Aquarian Weekly.

Wholly accepting rock and roll’s legendary reckless lunatic posture, insubordinate New York City-based quartet the Star Spangles truly embrace the seedy lifestyle, unlimited freedom, and lowly compensation such flickering dalliance affords. Blue collar suburban-raised bums fashionably attired in ‘60s Carnaby Street threads on-stage, the Star Spangles may not be the typical patriotic red, white, and blue flag wavers their name suggests, but they certainly aspire to the do-it-yourself creative spirit guiding freewheeling dreamy-eyed aesthetes all over America. It’s no surprise during their first day in Virginia Beach to record ‘03s firy full length debut, Bazooka!!!, these proud pagans spent time “getting fucked up” with renowned manic punk demons the Candy Snatchers.

As we gather at a small, loud Avenue A pub in Manhattan one rainy September afternoon, lead vocalist Ian Wilson seemingly jokes, “We had Mc Donald’s for lunch and washed it down with White Russians to settle our stomachs.”

Bassist Nick Price chimes in, “Yeah. And those poppers I took really make my asshole loose.”

Such is life with a pack of wildcards this doggedly decadent, casually unrefined, and pleasurably frivolous.

Originally, Wilson and guitarist Tommy Volume formed the band in upstate Brewster with a different rhythm section, releasing the formative “I Can’t Be With You” 45 R.P.M. on boutique Spanish label, Munster Records. Around that time, Volume was collecting welfare and Wilson was virtually homeless.

“Welfare was great,” Volume insists. “It was actually Social Security Insurance for disability. I did some time in the booby hatch.”

On close inspection, the unkempt primary duo recalls a youthful Jagger-Richard. Volume’s gaunt facial features and rugged appeal draw comparisons to the Glimmer Twins drug-addled axeman while Wilson’s got the Rolling Stones frontman’s big pouty lips, sharp jawbone, and wily swagger.

“Yeah. But I’m not an unapproachable douchebag like Jagger,” Wilson quips.

“When we started, it was just me on guitar and Ian would sing,” Volume remembers. “Our old drummer was a stooge and the bassist was a rich guy. They were from the city. The rich guy tried to take over. Our first single came out on pink, red, and black vinyl on a bootleg label. It was raw rock and roll. Our first gig on the road was at (platinum-haired photographer-promoter) Leee Childers of the Heartbreakers birthday party. He gave us our break back in ’97. He was our first mis-manager. We were 18 hanging in a bar and Leee came over and asked who we were. We said, ‘We’re a rock band.’ He asked if we wanted a gig.”

Soon after, Price and Jersey Shore-via-Czech Republic drummer Joey Valentine were recruited.

“Price admits, “I listened to the 45 before joining the band. The sound was shitty, but I couldn’t believe they got it together to record something. I was like ‘Wow!’”

Influenced by early ‘80s Minneapolis punks such as the Replacements, Husker Du, and Hoodoo Gurus (whose stunning “Get Her Back” gets covered on Bazooka!!!), instead of current local raves the Liars, Ex-Models, and Yeah Yeah Yeahs, the Star Spangles give a shout out for a litany of little-known, but highly praised, up-and-comers.

“We’re connected to New York bands, just not the ones you read about in the paper,” Volume says. “There’s a handful of bands like the Little Killers, Some Action, the Weekeneders, and Mz. Pakman. We’ve played with established punks Jayne County and the Dictators also.”

Though signed to major label, Capitol, the Star Spangles were able to keep their original unpolished tracks intact. Steve Baise, from retro-rock combo the Devil Dogs, recorded the proceedings while Daniel Rey, former Ramones producer, mixed the results, keeping the rough-hewn edginess and unbridled inertia up-front.

“Daniel did it on spec during free time ‘cause he’s our friend. We told him what we wanted and he did it. We don’t have regular jobs so how can you expect us to mix a board,” Price advises.

Valentine surmises, “Daniel’s like the big brother of the band. He really helped us out. We used to have fun hanging out with Tommy and Dee Dee (Ramone) before he died. Dee Dee’s last book, Legend Of A Rock Star, was funny, but the others he wrote were lame.”

On Bazooka!!!, the spitfire exertion “Angela” and the passionate ballad “In Love Again,” summon leathery antecedents the Ramones’ scurvy Rock And Roll High School days. The blazing “Crime Of The Century,” borrowed from ‘70s punk vets Johnny Thunders and Wayne Kramer, fondly captures the naïve broken-hearted scourge of yesteryear. “Stay Away From Me” revisits the electrified bubblegum pop purge of the Replacements, the glam-chanted “I Don’t Wanna Be Crazy Anymore” unwittingly yields to Ian Hunter’s “Cleveland Rocks,” and the sturdy medley, “The Party,” gets drunk on the Fleshtones garage-rock spunk.

Better still, the surging “I Live For Speed” is a timeless sonic guitar anthem, riotously unruly in its raspy rapidity. Nearly as good, the wordy pyromania “Which One Of The Two Of Us Is Gonna Burn This House Down” hurls lunging Paul Westerberg-inspired vocalizing above a scathing melodic din.

“We like classic rock and roll and a lot of power pop, but the garage revival stuff I never got, although I loved the Real Kids,” Price maintains. “I’d take the Fleshtones or the Shoes over half the bands nowadays.”

Wilson agrees. “We like the Nuggets stuff, Nils Lofgren’s Grin, and early rockers like Chuck Berry, Little Richard, and Buddy Holly.”

“Live, we do (Anglo-folkie) Richard Thompson’s “Feels So Good,” (‘60s political composer) P.F. Sloan’s “Been To The Family,” (‘50s rocker) Eddie Cochrane tunes, and something by (cowpunk progenitors) Rank And File,” Price imparts.

As we finish our drinks and get ready to depart the jovial foursome threaten to show me their nuts, then conjure the benefits of cotton candy-flavored soda and speculate upon mixing Grand Monet with Ny-Quil. And no matter what Price thinks, they’re not “mellower than Jack Lemon.” Contrarily, the Star Spangles are probably wackier than a barrel of monkeys.

Wilson concludes, “It’s a yearning to have fun. It’s about driving down the road going crazy. We got that.”

TROEGS FLYING MOUFLAN BARLEYWINE

Closer to a fruity IPA (or Troegs Nugget Nectar Red Ale) than its barleywine style indicates. Sturdy 9.3% alcohol surge has calming affect on nerves as ‘candi-sugared hops’ blend into bright cherry-peach-pear-apple tang and spiced raisin-date conflux. At midst, piney grapefruit rind bitterness counterbalances sweet melon-cantaloupe-mango melange, chewy rum-soaked caramel-toasted molasses malting, and syrupy spruce sash. On tap, mild hop-charred ice coffee bittering seeps into oats-toasted fruit-dried cherry-blueberry conflux.

TURBONEGRO DRESS TO THE NINES IN ‘SCANDINAVIAN LEATHER’

FOREWORD: Nihilistic Norwegian punks, Turbonegro, got their start in ’89 and conquered Europe while developing only a cult audience in America. By time I got to interview them (minus singer Hank Von Helvete), they were promoting ’03 comeback, Scandinavian Leather. It seems Turbonegro needed the five-year break so Hank could get clean and be treated for depression. They followed up with ‘05s Party Animals and ‘07s Retox, two albums that relegated the punk for newfound hard rock obsessions. This article originally appeared in Aquarian Weekly.

Place energetic Norwegian combo Turbonegro in that all-important category of ‘must see live bands.’ Finding their name (an automotive term for darkest shade of black) spray-painted on a wall, Turbonegro’s high-powered battle cries march forth with full-throttled aggression. Formed in ’89 by bassist Happy Tom, keyboardist Pal Pot Pamparius, and rhythm guitarist Rune Rebellion, this demonic sextet combine hard rock ranting with unbridled punk intensity – a winning formula fully exploited and expertly executed.

At a crammed Bowery Ballroom show, glam-rock-informed lead singer Hank Von Helvete is in rare form despite being hit in the head by a bottle from some asshole the previous night at an aborted gig in Lower Manhattan’s smaller Mercury Lounge. Entering the stage with black top hat, walking cane, and exposed flabby belly, the face-painted Von Helvete vehemently belts out frenzied remedial English lyrics with the adolescent rage of upstart punks half his age. Members since ‘98s renowned Apocalypse Dudes, lead guitarist Euroboy and drummer Chris Summers fill out the furious racket with uncommon precision.

The rip-snorting exhortation, “Don’t Say Motherfucker, Motherfucker,” and the fist-pumping crowd-pleaser, “Good Head,” got the moshers bashing. Then, the glitzy “like it, love it” chanted encore, “Get It On,” climaxed in a toxic combination of Motorhead sludge and AC/DC spunk. Before Turbonegro could escape, the jam-packed club denizens broke into an impromptu “woo ooo ooo/ I got erection,” prompting Von Helvete to instruct the audience to split up the first and second verse in a show of gleeful sophomoric banter. True fans should check out ‘99s thrilling Darkness Forever, which captures the band live in Oslo and Hamburg.

Turbonegro truly hit greatness with their third record, ‘96s Ass Cobra; its shimmering maxi-zoom sheen hardened by an ebony-studded metallic crust. The disturbing homophobic mock, “The Midnight Nambla,” bludgeoned hardcore chant, “Deathtime,” and a few glittery rave-ups form the nucleus.

‘98s much-anticipated follow-up, Apocalypse Dudes, benefited from newfound dramatic intensity. A nifty suburban pocket symphony perfectly mistaken as some newfangled rock opera, it bridges theatrical skullfucking with ‘70s hard rock bravado.

On ‘03s plush Scandinavian Leather, Turbonegro’s more refined arrangements and neo-orchestral touches never sacrifice the scintillatingly steadfast sizzle. Still obsessed with party anthems while retaining a scatological anal fixation (the catchy “Wipe It Til It Bleeds” and the vehement “Turbonegro Must Be Destroyed”), they “Remain Untamed” boho mofo’s willing to “Fuck This World” while “Drenched In Blood.”

Featuring headlining tour mates Queens Of The Stone Age, plus Supersuckers, Therapy, Satyricon, Nashville Pussy, and Kylie Minogue, ‘01s tributary Alpha Motherfuckers compilation salutes Turbonegro.

On Scandinavian Leather, Turbonegro move beyond 3-chord rock for a few dramatic orchestrations.

HAPPY TOM: We wanted to make a grandiose record without sounding like Apocalypse Dudes ‘cause everyone was like, “How could they follow that album?” It’s more like a subversive symphony. It’s about feeling.

Who are some early influences?

CHRIS: Surf groups like the Beach Boys. David Crosby. Black Flag. New York hardcore like the Cro-Mags.

PAL: Just really hardcore stuff. But I listen to everything. Anything goes.

HAPPY TOM: Black Flag, the Rolling Stones.

Was Turbonegro only playing Scandinavian countries initially?

HAPPY TOM: Back then, it was just a hobby project. The first show we played was in Copenhagen. Someone there played the first Mudhoney 12″ and that was very similar to what we’d come up with. Then we got tired of that and wanted to have our own genre. We were into death punk on Hot Cars And Spent Contraceptions – our first real album. It was very primitive. We had lineup changes, got Hank in the band singing. Then, Chris and Euroboy came in and changed the sound. That was afterThe Hot Cars & Spent Contraceptionsfffff Ass Cobra. So this lineup has been together for seven years. Our main Scandinavian influence was Union Carbide Productions, which became Soundtrack Of Our Lives.

Turbonegro’s moodier textures remind me of Soundtrack Of Our Lives.

CHRIS: That’s a good thing.

How has Turbonegro’s live show improved since ’89?

HAPPY TOM: We were just this punk band. We got all this shit from German punks because we didn’t look alternative enough. So we thought, “Let’s see, what’s the alternative of that. Let’s see what they think of a homo band.” Plus, at the time we were from the part of Norway where black metal bands were from and at the time they were burning down churches and killing each other with pitchforks. We thought, “How could we go beyond that and scare those guys? What’s worse?” The only thing that scares those guys is homos.

PAL: The British media called us the Pillage People ‘cause they’re still sore the Vikings tore down their country in the old days.

Is there a decent Norwegian scene?

HAPPY TOM: Swedes have always been clever at pop culture, but Norwegians are not. Maybe that’s a good thing. We say we’re rock and rollers from Atlantis, the lost island. We don’t want to be labeled as Scandinavians.

Do Scandinavian bands try to be more vicious, brutal, and noisy than vintage U.S. punks for better shock value?

HAPPY TOM: You’re probably right, but there’s still some good American bands. We want to reach the level where we’re getting blinded by rock. One of the things we’re best at doing is like when you hear the outro of the Stooges “Search & Destroy,” the guitar has a certain pitch. James Williamson, the lead guitarist, reaches unconsciousness… You know, instead of how the Ramones had a pinhead, we talked about having an old roadie dressed in a big old coat with a hat and dark glasses come on-stage with a cane and pretend to be blind.

You like to rip apart cultural taboos.

HAPPY TOM: In Europe, culture is an oppressive idea. If you’re into contemporary music in the States, its because you’re into contemporary music. What’s different is the culture. In Europe, you’re into contemporary music because you want to distance yourself from the masses. Now we’ve got a song, “Ride With Us,” which is a liberation song for people who work in the service sector. Literally speaking, it’s because denim jackets have blue collars, too.

CHRIS: The Hives always wear white collars. (laughter)

How’s the US tour going?

HAPPY TOM: Shows have been great. We played for 75,000 people in three weeks with Queens Of The Stone Age. We gained a couple fans. We did a lot of pyro in Europe, but after what happened at the Great White show (98 people died in a fire), Hank put a little sparkler in his ass the other night. He did it the first night in the States. It’s not a rocket, just a tiny little shitty kid’s sparkler. But after we did it the club people were almost crying. They were so angry. You can’t have lit objects on-stage anymore because people get paranoid.

Have you made any videos?

HAPPY TOM: We made one a month ago with the National Romanian Ballet for “Fuck The World” and we’re gonna make one in L.A. with Spike Jonze after playing three shows for “Sell Your Body.”

Were Hank’s face painting and stage maneuvers influenced by ‘70s shock rocker Alice Cooper?

HAPPY TOM: We’re all Alice Cooper fans. Actually, a Swedish journalist talked to Alice Cooper and told him about us. But the journalist said, “They ripped off your hat, eye makeup, hair, and cane.” But he sounded really excited about it and thought we sounded great and thought it was funny.

Ever cover one of his songs?

HAPPY TOM: Ten years ago we covered “The Ballad Of Dwight Fry.” We did it only one night.

THE THRILLS GOLDEN STATE CELEBRATION ‘SO MUCH FOR THE CITY’

FOREWORD: Impressive Dublin quintet, the Thrills, deserve better American recognition. I never even heard their ’07 album, Teenager. But in ’03, the guys took off from Ireland for sunny California seeking musical stimulation. The result, So Much For The City, brought critical plaudits. ‘04s Let’s Bottle Bohemia (featuring Van Dyke Parks idiosyncratic orchestral input) was nearly as good. This article originally appeared in Aquarian Weekly.

Growing up as neighborhood friends in damp, urban Dublin, Ireland, singer-songwriter Conor Deasy and guitarist Daniel Ryan earned their stripes in novice high school bands coined the Legal Eagles, which Deasy claims “lasted three hours,” and the Cheating Housewives. But after bumming around working ponderous day jobs, the duo plus fellow schoolyard chums Kevin Horan (keys), Padraic Mc Mahon (guitar), and Ben Carrigan (drums) took summer trips to sunny California in ’99 and 2000 to invigorate their weary post-adolescent souls and revitalize their musical passion as the Thrills.

Despite having to snub scurvy local label meddlers early on, the Thrills luckily caught the ears of famed ex-Smiths pop icon Morrissey, Oasis’ co-founder Noel Gallagher, U2’s Larry Mullen, and finally, Virgin Records. Rush-released in autumn 2003, the stunningly Country-licked So Much For The City proved to be a magnificent achievement, earnestly celebrating and glorifying the Golden State with a keen outsiders’ perspective. Though they carefully retreat to ‘60s influences such as the Beach Boys, Byrds, and Bacharach, there’s no denying the timeless oceanic splendor and lilting laid-back lull these breezy beachcomber portraits reflect on this humbly confident debut.

In a quivery hushed tenor, Deasy yearns for the Left Coast with plaintive restraint on the supine surf city serenade “Santa Cruz (You’re Not That Far).” Heading further South past Monterey, the banjo-fortified “Big Sur” strolls through a “steamboat show” nearby desert rock renegades the Shins and Beachwood Sparks would appreciate. Before “One Horse Town” comes stumbling in with its lusciously uplifting harmonic crescendo and vibrant Who-like guitar signature, Deasy’s at his most succulently seductive on the slow piano illumination, “Deckchairs And Cigarettes.”

The beautiful symphonic ballad “Old Friends New Lovers” – delivered in a sinewy croon similar to Grandaddy frontman Jason Lytle (ironically or not, a California native) – almost slips into Lee Hazelwood’s spaghetti Western James Bond theme, “You Only Live Twice.” Beyond the snuggly sunset sedation of “Hollywood Kids” and the equally dusky bedtime lullaby “Just Travelling Through,” the Thrills trek eastward for the fleeting love tryst “Your Love Is Like Las Vegas.” And I’ll be damned if guest Sneaky Pete Kleinow’s steel guitar on “Say It Ain’t So” doesn’t conjure memories of the high plains Country-folk he created with Gram Parsons in the Flying Burrito Brothers.

Who were your formative influences?

CONOR DEASY: Daniel (Ryan) and I grew up with rock and roll, raiding our parents Simon & Garfunkle, Beatles, and Beach Boys collection. He grew up next door. We’d swap records all the time. As we got older, Country unconsciously crept in. It dawned on me that many of my favorite Rolling Stones songs were “Wild Horses” and “Honky Tonk Women.” I remember picking up Neil Young’s Harvest purely because I knew the album cover so well. I thought, ‘Surely this has got to be good.’ These artists are connected like a family tree. You got to Buffalo Springfield, Crosby, Stills & Nash, Johnny Cash, and Gram Parsons.

Parsons lived out West. His music seems to inform the Thrills California muse.

CONOR: We were all pissed off growing up in one place waiting to see someplace else. We moved to San Diego and had an incredible four months living on the beach, picking up little jobs to keep a money flow. We found a naïve internet music club giving away free CD’s. We made the best of the situation, came back to Ireland, and threw ourselves back into the band.

What part of San Diego did you live at – Mission Beach?

CONOR: Yeah. We were in a house behind Tang Records, a punk vinyl store. We learned to body surf.

“Big Sur” reminded me of driving down scenic Route 1A from San Francisco.

CONOR: We used to drive down from San Francisco when we lived in the Castro section temporarily a year later. We’d get a Rent-A-Wreck car, drive down to Santa Cruz, then Santa Barbara. “Big Sur” is the kind of place you can imagine spending time in and never getting over it. The barren beaches that aren’t overly commercialized caught our attention. The song is about someone dwelling in the past, which is something we’re guilty of. You should be looking forward to life instead of reliving the past. Many people hang on to the ‘60s myth. That’s why that Monkees line is in there. It summed up the mood even though it cost us 15% for publishing. (laugh)

Was the somber “Deckchairs And Cigarettes” your first California-inspired track?

CONOR: That and “Don’t Steal Our Sun” were written in San Diego. “Deckchair” is a simple end of summer Blues song. All the optimism that goes with one of those great summers of your youth you think will never end, but then realize you have to deal with real life and all that boring shit. In our case, go back to rainy, cold Dublin. So it’s a sad song.

The lush ballad, “Old Friends New Lovers,” features gorgeous strings.

CONOR: That one string arrangement was an amazing experience. We got David Campbell, an amazing arranger who’s worked with Marvin Gaye and Michael Jackson. The melodies and little bits were already done, but he accentuated it with beautiful strings that never veered into that crass, pompous Goo Goo Dolls orchestration. It was subtle, mixed in with no overkill, capturing the songs’ mood.

Amazingly, The Thrills opened for Morrissey at Royal Albert Hall. I’d thought he quit music.

CONOR: He’s recording at the moment. He was without a record deal for five years and decided to tour to get interest going. New songs like “Mexico” and one about a Mexican gang in New York settling a rivalry are amazing. He had a place in west Ireland’s Cork, came across our demo, and loved “One Horse Town.” He came to see us in our tiny practice room. It was a bizarre experience. He offered a support spot in America but we couldn’t afford it. We hadn’t had a deal by 2001. Then, he came back weeks later and said, ‘How’d you like to support me in Royal Albert Hall?’ We were a couple weeks away from making the record in America. We hadn’t played in front of more than 100 people. We expected our first London show to be in a swaggy little Camden club with cynical gin-soaked industry-types. Instead, we got to play in front of 5,000 Morrissey maniacs.

Compare American versus U.K. audiences.

CONOR: Venues were smaller when we did our first ’03 American tour. The problem with upcoming U.K. bands is many have success out here, then have to re-pay their dues in America. That’s too much of a dent to their rock star ego. But we don’t care about the venue size as long as the crowd is up for it. I’ve done big gigs where the atmosphere wasn’t there. I’ve done small American clubs that were packed, sweaty, and real good.

How’s the Dublin scene?

CONOR: For ten years, there’s been many manufactured boy bands which haven’t taken off in America. In Europe, they’re huge. So the perception of Irish music hasn’t been great lately. But homegrown artists such as Damien Rice are getting through. David Kitt and Gemma Hayes – who’s on tour with the Counting Crows – are good. Rough Trade signed Irish band Hal, whose debut comes out in ’04.

Take me through The Thrills video catalogue.

CONOR: We’re on our fourth single here, but in America, we’re on our first, “One Horse Town.” We did a lo-fi black and white video the day after the record was done so we were all worse for wear and hungover. The record company wanted us to do an expensive video, but we stuck to our guns and our friend shot a simple video with a Super 8 camera. Then, we did a bigger one with Diane Martel, who’s done NERD videos for “Rock Star” and “Provider.” We were one of the first guitar bands she’d worked with. We were pushed into a pool and ended up in a hazy surreal setting. Then, we did a video for “Santa Cruz,” which involved us in a strip tease with girls watching us play songs, get carried away, smash glasses, and mob us. Lastly, we did “Don’t Steal Our Sun” in L.A. We had these great basketball players on the court kicking our asses, but halfway through we get into our flow and pull off these crazy moves.

Next album?

CONOR: It’ll be edgier. It’d be phony to write the same type of songs. Once a band parodies itself, it’s not interesting. Records should document what’s going on in your life at that time, which our debut does. The flavor of the debut will be there, but twisted more. Lyrically, it’ll lean in a different upbeat direction.

QUASI LIFT UP ‘THE SWORD OF GOD’

FOREWORD: Ex-husband-wife team, Quasi, deliver the tastiest fuzzed-out organ-droned orch-rock you’ll ever wanna hear. I saw them live at Maxwells and got to interview Sam Coomes to promote ‘01s enthusiastic The Sword Of God. ‘03s Hot Shit! wasn’t bad but ‘06s When The Going Gets Dark found a certain sameness creeping in. This article originally appeared in Aquarian Weekly.

Seasoned Portland, Oregon-based duo Sam Coomes (ex-Donner Party and Heatmiser) and Janet Weiss (Sleater-Kinney’s drummer) continue weaving a spectral array of melancholic minor key indie rock orchestrations with undaunted success. Their self-titled Early Recordings (‘95) and R & B Transmogrification (‘97) found the then-married couple in formative mode, hitting upon a few perfect beats and expressing some fearful joyousness, high strung desperation, and downcast revelations, but struggling to avoid the pitfalls of over-indulgence.

A divorce prior to Featuring Birds (‘98), a solid collection examining further Coomes fatalistic insecurities, set the stage for Field Studies, which took another step forward in crafting a signature Roxichord sound combining low end percussion with vintage harpsichord and organ electronics.

Beginning with the faux-majestic put-down, “Fuck Hollywood” (linking Grandaddy to Procol Harum with its dirgey voice-keyboard fragility), The Sword Of God hits stride.

Buzzy fuzz-toned dynamo, “Genetic Science,” pitting Jesus and eternity against the motto of “a few good years are good enough for me,” comes before “The Sword Of God” impales its forceful guitars into the sternum like only the Pixies best tunes used to do. After the impromptu fun of “Seal The Deal,” jangly Rickenbacher guitar anchors the Byrdsian “From A Hole In The Ground” and Halloween-etched “Goblins & Trolls” pastes the Doors’ “Waiting For The Sun” organ pulse to Black Sabbath’s Gothic drone with fine results.

Though perhaps unknowingly or unwillingly, Quasi continues to lift cool hooky melodic riffs from the past. They dabble with ‘80s new wave via Eurythmics, Human League, and Orchestral Maneuvers In The Dark while copping fractured organ rumblings from hard rockin’ late ‘60s leftovers Mountain, Ten Years After, and Steppenwolf (though I’d imagine Coomes-Weiss would disagree with that last assessment and give credit to Edgar Winter’s White Trash instead).

The Sword Of God seems to lure you in with its playful, eclectic opening tracks before getting more serious-minded taking chances by the middle.

SAM COOMES: In a way that’s true. I don’t know if it was conceived that way. Both of us were probably in a better mood than we were for the last album. You have ups and downs. Circumstances conspire to keep you down at times. Now I’m feeling the whole range of human emotions and not just negative feelings. That’s why this album seems more varied.

There are still many downcast revelations to behold.

SAM: Yeah. But like I said, hopefully there are more aspects of emotions you feel through life.

You get sociopolitical on “Genetic Science,” pitting conservative mentality against bohemian spirit.

SAM: It’s hard for me to get into what that song is about. I don’t even know myself half the time. Usually what happens is I’ll think of a song, sing it later, and then write it down. That song is about two or three different things.

I’d imagine you relate more to the free thinking boho rather than the God-fearing rule player.

SAM: Probably. I don’t advocate sticking to the rules of conformist, science-based viewpoints of how we’re supposed to live our life.

One of my faves, “It’s Raining,” meshes the familiar stutter beat of the Beatles’ “Oh Darling” with an Electric Light Orchestra vibe.

SAM: There’s an Irma Thomas song “It’s Raining” that I didn’t blatantly steal, but that’s where it came from. It’s got a Fats Domino-type thing going on. By the time we work things out, it tends to sound different from the original impulse of the song.

By mentioning blues belter Irma Thomas and R & B legend Fats Domino, you show an obvious affinity for rock’s ‘50s roots. Did you listen to AM radio as a kid?

SAM: Yeah. I’m not really old enough to have been around when Irma and Fats were getting prime airplay. (laughter) But I listened to the radio.

I tend to side with the bitter sentiments expressed in “Fuck Hollywood.” Its big screen orchestration seems to mock epic movie grandeur. Where’d that song come from?

SAM: That was one we normally hadn’t played live. It came together in the studio. A lot of Hollywood movies began shooting here in Portland, disrupting my life and bothering me on some level. So I had the idea in my head – fuck Hollywood. I couldn’t cross the street because they were doing Bruce Willis chase scenes. We do our own thing, record our own records, and that’s our fuck-the-Hollywood-mentality of big corporate propaganda and cultural manipulation via entertainment.

Portland has such a varied cultural scene. You played with Elliott Smith in the hard rocking Heatmiser prior to Quasi’s inception.

SAM: Portland is a small town compared to New York. San Francisco and Seattle seem much larger than Portland. So most of the musicians know each other better. There was no camaraderie for local musicians in San Francisco. Here, musicians support each other and people in town are appreciative of the local bands. There’s not a lot of tolerance for pretentiousness.

Your first two records were recorded cheaply at a home studio. Then, you ventured into professional studios for the next two. But with the recent availability and affordability of better home equipment, The Sword Of God benefits from improved audio quality.

SAM: The studio we did most of the recording in was a small 16 track studio and not state of the art. But we learned a lot about basic things we didn’t know on our first two records. I didn’t even set levels on the tape deck for the first album. We just turned it on and started playing.

You certainly made a lot of fun noise with that broken down Roxichord. Plus, your songs get more hook-filled and concentrated as you go long.

SAM: In reality, the actual Roxichord on the first few records broke around the time we did the last record. Now I use a Roland keyboard with a Roxichord sampled into it. The Roland has less Roxichord sounds than the original. So it might be time to step away from the Roxichord world.

Well. I heard you were banging the Roxichord at shows, knocking into it, and slamming it with shit. No wonder it broke!

SAM: Yeah. It broke numerous times, but now it’s beyond repair.

JOSH ROUSE FEELS RIGHT AT ‘HOME’

FOREWORD: Josh Rouse hit the ground running with ‘98s excellent debut, Dressed Up Like Nebraska. ‘01s Home was nearly as good and ‘03s magnificient conceptual singer-songwriter era paean, 1972, showed off skillful pop hooks. ‘05s Nashville found Rouse staying in stride while ‘06s Subtitulo didn’t fare as well. Look forward to his next work. This article originally appeared in Aquarian Weekly.

Spawn from America’s wide-open heartland terrain, Tennessee-bound Nebraskan singer-songwriter-guitarist Josh Rouse delivers homespun confessionals with strikingly meditative melancholia. But beneath the subdued resignation, down-hearted somnambulance, and brooding nature of this articulate balladeers’ muse lies a confident, self-assured artist.

On his alluring ‘98 debut, Dressed Up Like Nebraska, Rouse’s bittersweet acoustic retreats formed the crude basis for what was to come. Rouse teamed with Lambchop linchpin Kurt Wagner for the rustic Chester EP, then decided to custom fit his next batch of tunes with more elaborate orchestral arrangements. The fully realized result, Home, goes further adrift, eliciting chills with a gray atmospheric moodiness and fleshed-out reflectiveness closer in tone to underground pop icons Freedy Johnston and Ron Sexsmith than the lo-fi sensitive male sect.

An understated melodic subtlety pervades “Laughter,” the celestial “Parts And Accessories,” and the soothing “Hey Porcupine.” “Afraid To Fail” drapes honey dew guitar notes across a beat driven, cello-imbibed arrangement. Thanks to trumpeter Dennis Cronin and trombonist Roy Agee, the dirgey “Little Know It All” recalls the obtuse brilliance of deceased underground legend Benjamin (of Opal Foxx Quartet). On the jangly “Directions,” Rouse lambastes a procrastinator: “stay out all night and get high with your friends/ wonder why you don’t get one thing done.”

Some of the musicians on hand to support Rouse are noted Nashville guitarist Will Kimbrough, Lambchop vibraphonist Paul Burch, co-producer/ bassist/ cellist David Henry, violinist Ned Henry, and keyboardist Steve Allen. While on tour with the Cowboy Junkies, Rouse played acoustic sets accompanied by guitarist/ harmonizer Pat Sansone of New Orleans band Swan Dive.

AW: Are your introspective songs based on personal crises?

JOSH: They’re things that come into my head. I don’t think about them too much. When I write the songs, there’s a little zone I go into for a half hour. I work on them and put it on to a tape recorder. I don’t edit them too much. What you’re getting is pure subconscious thought coming out of my head. I don’t know theory. I just come up with melodies for all these songs.

Where’d you get the inspiration for “Marvin Gaye”?

I wrote that song in the van while listening to Marvin Gaye’s “What’s Going On.” There’s a line in the song that goes “who really cares?” It’s also a line he uses in his little between-song rants. I looked at the song and thought it could have been about a part of his life. He had a series of successes and failures. So I’m just a big fan who thought the title suited the song.

What other artists inspired you?

Tom Waits is probably my favorite. I fell in love with his music and bought all his records. He’s probably the best songwriter I ever heard. He’s on another level on his own planet. What’s Going On, U2’s Joshua Tree, and Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours are some of my favorite classics. Their songs flow without abrupt changes.

Some songs seem inspired by the rural Nebraska area you grew up in.

Those rural leanings probably affected the first album. But it wasn’t done purposely. I’m from a town of 500 people in a farming community in the middle of Nebraska. I grew up in the corn rows. By traveling around on tour, the new album has more of an urban feel. I didn’t use acoustic guitar as much. I substituted vibes, trumpets, and trombones. I’ve lived in eight different states. My father was in construction so I changed schools a lot. My uncle showed me how to play (Crosby, Stills & Nash’s) “Ohio.” Then I went out and bought a guitar at a pawn shop and started writing my own stuff. My grandfather was in a band in the ‘50s that played the blues. Some of my inspiration comes from there.

How’d you hook up with Kurt Wagner of Lambchop for the 5-song Chester EP?

Kurt and I are good friends. We listen to a lot of the same stuff and it rubs off. I told him I had some really cool music I had no words for. I wanted him to add funky words. Basically, I’d hum into a cassette tape and give him the music. He’d get six or seven paragraphs of words and I’d edit him down. We got my 8-track, went to my friends’ studio, set it up, and got Malcolm Travis from Sugar to play drums. The whole EP is mostly live and knocked out in one day. Kurt just said, “That’s good. That’ll work.”

Do you mind getting lumped in with sensitive male singer/ songwriters such as Smog or Will Oldham?

I love Will Oldham. I think he’s fantastic. I don’t mind being compared to them, but the image that pops into your head is some whiny guy. My songs are more open-ended and stream of consciousness. I’m not really going, “oh my girlfriend left me.” A lot of my songs deal with love. They’re about different situations and relationships that don’t deal with that. But I don’t want to be lumped in with Duncan Shiek or Counting Crows. I do make up songs but I’m not a storyteller-type like James Taylor, Bruce Springsteen, or Leonard Cohen. They write these beautiful stories and tales. It doesn’t work for me because it’s too laid out for everybody. I like to keep it a mystery, which is fun.

Is it easier to relate honest feelings as you grow older and wiser?

Yeah. I guess if I thought about it too much I’d be self-conscious worrying what people think of me. Even my relatives or wife try to read into the lyrics. That’s when it gets uncomfortable. It’s like if you had a dream. You wouldn’t want someone to know your own deal. It’s strange to talk about them and have someone analyze your dream.

Did you enjoy the Cowboy Junkies tour?

I did about 24 dates opening for them. Usually on a tour like that half the shows are good and half you’re better off back at the hotel because people aren’t paying attention until the band they paid $20 to see goes on. After I’d play, the Cowboy Junkies would ask, “How’s the audience tonight?” They played a prank on me and initiated me the last night of the tour by putting carbonaro sauce on the microphone. I’m up there singing and my lips were burning and eyes watering. I thought it was some weird shock. So after the first song, I look back and their tour manager was on the ground laughing.

DESCENDENTS COME BACK JUST ‘CAUSE ‘EVERYTHING SUCKS’

FOREWORD: Got to hang out with ‘80s post-punk marvels, the Descendents, in late 1996. Singer Milo Aukerman had a severely sore throat and was coughing up blood so I couldn’t get quotes from him prior to a resounding Coney Island High show. But his long-time band mates filled me in on Everything Sucks and past endeavors at a Manhattan hotel. Soon after, the Descendents called it a day. But not before leaving a trail of noisy hardcore behind. This article originally appeared in Aquarian Weekly.

Before Nirvana erupted in ’91, America’s hardcore scene had been on the decline after peaking around ’83. Iconoclastic bands such as Husker Du, the Replacements, Black Flag, and Minor Threat dwindled, then disappeared, while lame faux-metal hair bands such as Ratt, Winger, and Poison assaulted conservative Reagan youths.

Even teenage sensation Milo Aukerman and the Descendents seemed to fade into oblivion with his hardcore brethren after ‘82s furiously juvenile Milo Goes To College and its quintessential punk follow-up I Don’t Want To Grow Up. Fellow Descendents Bill Stevenson (drums), Karl Alvarez (bass), and Stephen Egerton (guitar) then joined ex-Dag Nasty vocalist Dave Smalley (replaced by Scott Reynolds) in the still functioning All. But they haven’t achieved the critical underground notoriety the Descendents once amassed.

After receiving his Ph.D in biochemistry, Milo became anxious, yearning for the hyper-kinetic release only his purging quasi-political combo could offer. And on the newfangled Everything Sucks, the re-formed Descendents maintain the crisp clarity and less guttural approach favored by All. Milo’s venomous lyrics are now easier to comprehend; forsaking any puerile tendencies previously encountered. The frantic rush of “This Place” blasts through with a mighty fury while roaring complaint “Everything Sucks Today” and tongue-in-cheek “Sick-O-Me” unleash inner rage. Anarchic Sex Pistols knockoff, “Suburban Home,” mockingly retaliates ‘I wanna be stereotyped/ I wanna be classified.’

Plagued by throat problems stemming from the previous night’s show, Milo shakes hands with me, then dismisses himself before heading off to the hospital for treatment.

Band mate Stevenson explains, “Our vehicle broke down in Kansas after the first show. We’re a bit rundown. The mechanics of touring sucks. The hour-and-a-half onstage is great, but I’ve been riding in the back of a U-Haul with no heat.”

While Stevenson denies that any pre-calculated sociopolitical implications or global concerns affect the Descendents muse, they clearly indict Clinton for criminal drug activity in “Caught.” Reactionary square pegs edging close to suicidal fascination, this crusty quartet disassociates itself from MTV fashion, trendy airheads, phony hardcore mediocrity’s, and hypocritical authoritative figureheads.

“We started young, barely able to play our instruments, and weren’t interested in finding a musical direction. The record industry is in direct conflict with making pure, innocent music. We kept hands on with our approach and didn’t get caught up with the tedium of being classified,” Stevenson retrospectively observed.

“Recording blows. It’s sterile. We now make simple, straight-ahead music in our studio, but it’s a tedious process. We’re so anal retentive it becomes a big detail fest,” he says. “With Milo Goes To College, we were fully rehearsed and prepared, but I Don’t Want To Grow Up was more off-the-cuff with more loose ends. At that juncture, we were just getting back to playing after Milo’s college hiatus. But with our new album it was full speed ahead since it’s just an augmented incarnation of All. We only had to get Milo up to par.”

After former original guitarist Frank Navetta and his replacement, Ray Cooper, left the Descendents, agile Utah-bred axeman Karl Alvarez came aboard. Listening to a stock splattering of hippie rock (Hendrix, Santana, Zappa, and the Beatles) and avant-Jazz (Thelonius Monk, Ornette Coleman, and Miles Davis) while growing up, Alvarez then became infatuated with the awesome punkenergy of the Germs, Black Flag, and the Descendents.

“The Descendents and Black Flag dealt with real situations which I could specifically identify with: “I’m A Loser” and “Jealous Again.” Ultimately, it became imperative to play songs about personal experiences. In Salt Lake City, the capital of Mormon-dom, there’s sufficient precedence to wear a blue mohawk. And through lack of acceptance in school my punk interest manifested itself. I just wanted to play out, kick ass, and help punk get hyped,” Alvarez infers.

“But the reasons to get involved have changed. I enjoyed the family approach of hammering out songs and taking them to the streets each night. Back in the ‘80s, record labels worried about punk’s accessibility. Now, the scene is bigger and it has caught a wave of interest. But many bands play the same stuff. It has become a qualification to suck in order to get famous,” he adds.

When asked why Milo decided to leave science and reinvigorate his musical career, Alvarez admits, “He had a hankering for science, moved to Wisconsin, and finished his doctorate. But he needed the release only a band could bring. In science, it’s one on one with the elements. You can’t interact and that becomes frustrating.”

The following night, the Descendents hit the Coney Island High stage. Milo, after coughing up blood the day before, takes a few songs to get adjusted. Balancing old songs with new, they please the sweat-drenched audience with nary a moment’s rest. And while some skeptical fans may’ve doubted the Descendents integrity and purpose, clearly this wasn’t a lame comeback attempt a la the Sex Pistols and Kiss. And the reason is because Milo and company still write vibrant, simple songs etched in the spirit of disgruntled youth.