On tap at Plank Pizza, milk-sugared Cocoa Pebbles cereal gets added to the mesh and Haitian cocoa nibs usurp the front end of breakfast stout. Lightly smoked chocolate malts pick up maple-sugared vanilla sweetness above moderate resinous hop char.
BOLERO SNORT FRUITY PEBBULLS
On tap at Plank Pizza, milk-sugared breakfast cereal knockoff retains candied pineapple, lemon, tangerine, orange and berry profile of Fruity Pebbles, leaving amore sour then sweet IPA-fruited mouthfeel as resinous hop astringency gains resilience.
BOLERO SNORT THE LAST BOVINE: BOYSENBERRY & VANILLA
On tap at Plank Pizza, vanilla-sugared boysenberry adjunct sweetens lemony orange India Pale Ale-like fruiting as well as mild blackberry-blueberry illusions above astringent hop pining. Candied boysenberry tartness really suits this liquid bovine well.
BOLERO SNORT THE LAST BOVINE
On tap at Dog & Cask, sharply beefed-up version of Prime Bovine increases alcohol intensity (9% ABV) and citric bittering while lightening up on the reservedly creamed crystal-pale malting. Lemony orange-peeled grapefruit rind bittering acidifies fusel alcohol whir while tertiary peach, mango, tangerine and pineapple illusions scurry for position below the mildly peppered citrus punch. In the can, rum-soaked peach, tangerine and mango sweetness and swift vodka kick gain ground against orange-peeled grapefruit rind bite.
BOLERO SNORT PRIME BOVINE
On tap at Dog & Cask, effervescent soft-toned moderation (despite advanced 7% ABV) serves up wispily pined Citra-Mosaic-hopped tropical fruiting over lightly creamed vanilla-daubed crystal-caramel malts. Tangy orange, tangerine, peach and mango conflux gains relegated lemony grapefruit souring. The perfect IPA crossover for lighter thirsts.
OMNIPOLLO LUSTRO IMPERIAL INDIA PALE ALE
On tap at Taphouse 15, stylishly easygoing Imperial IPA (despite inconspicuous 8% ABV) lets soft-tongued yellow grapefruit-peeled lemon zest flutter above tropical Citra hop landscape, mild floral spicing and gentle oats-honeyed wheat malting. Misty grapefruit continuance allows candied pineapple-orange-tangerine illusions and wispy passionfruit-guava-papaya snips to latently enter the fray alongside grassy musk.
LAGUNITAS FUSION 48 IMPERIAL IPA
On tap at Ambulance, stylistically easygoing Imperial IPA lets moderately sharp lemony grapefruit and orange rind bittering override grassy hop astringency and oats-sugared wheat malts. Mild orange-juiced tangerine, apricot and peach undertones flutter.
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ANGRY ERIK TONGUE-TIED TROLL DOUBLE IPA
On tap at Shepherd & Knucklehead – Haledon, lemony orange-peeled grapefruit souring deepens piney tropical fruiting over moderated pale malt sugaring of medium-full-bodied India Pale Ale.
ALEMENTARY DOUBLE DRY-HOPPED GAP YEAR IPA
On tap at Plank Pizza, delectable double dry-hopped India Pale Ale brings sharp citrus spicing to the fore above crystal pale malting and lightly pined herbal whims. Lemony grapefruit, orange, mango and pineapple tanginess reinforced by white-wined Hallertau Blanc hops, tropical El Dorado hops, tangerine-licked Saphir hops and citric Moteuka hops.

EVIL TWIN NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
On tap at Taphouse 15, lightly spiced yellow grapefruit tang picks up sugary vanilla creaming and caramelized pale malting to contrast mild earthen wood tones (from Amarillo-Simcoe hop combo) for worthy moderate-to-medium-bodied New England-styled IPA.
KENT FALLS SOME VAGUE REASSURANCE EVERYTHING’S GOING TO BE ALRIGHT
On tap at Ambulance, moderately bitter lemony grapefruit surge rides above resinous yellow wood dryness, grassy hop astringency and herbal residue. Floral-wafted orange, tangerine and pineapple illusions increase initial citric intensity of reliable medium-bodied India Pale Ale.
CAPTAIN LAWRENCE ORBITAL TILT INDIA PALE ALE
On tap at The Oath, fine Citra lupulin-powdered medium body brings sharp grapefruit rind bittering and tangy orange peel spritz to oats-dried pilsner malts. Mildly embittered juniper and currant illusions contrast smooth tropical finish.